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Date: Tue May 20 12:00:46 2003
Message:
A big dooober??? sure let's light a big cyber joint, here... click (bic lighter) Swwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip ***** hold hold... Here take a hit & pass it on!! LOL!! good shit!!

From: Merlyn
To: all kids
Subject: I just want to touch you
Date: Tue May 20 12:03:22 2003
Message:
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Date: Tue May 20 12:04:51 2003
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From: X
To: MERLYN/GET A GRIP ON A CHILD
Date: Tue May 20 12:05:22 2003
Message:
STOP WITH ALL THE SPAM POSTING, YA FUCKIN CHILD MOLESTING FREAK!

From: Richard Warwick
To: Marie
Date: Tue May 20 12:04:05 2003
Message:
From: Marie To: RW Date: Tue May 20 10:22:27 2003 Message: ~~My sweetheart! I have not spoken to you for so long! I knew always that you were not Board Goat and I must confide in you that I am now fantastically jealous. :( Trust me - I'm a programmer. Scroll to the bottom of the message board and you will find a Login for *Caretaker* This is how the cleanup operations are performed.~~ ----------------------------------- Dont you need a code to get in that? ----------------------------------------------------------------- OMG!! X has gone completely off the wall ... Yes you would need to supply a password. Usually you have a user name and a password but in this case there is only a single field - so it would be like a password.

From: Merlyn
To: x
Date: Tue May 20 12:22:25 2003
Message:
Now calm down x, I didn't spam and Board Goat knows it. You keep posting your slander and everyone knows it. Poor little x is such a poor loser. I hope the rest of the board can ignore x as he just wants attention like a little child. It kind of explains why he keeps posting about child abuse. Makes you wonder huh? I figure he was abused as a child, or still is. LOL!!

From:
To:
Date: Tue May 20 12:25:34 2003
Message:
Tisk Tisk Tisk... little x is such a cild!

From:
To:
Date: Tue May 20 13:01:33 2003
Message:
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Date: Tue May 20 13:02:44 2003
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From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *SARAH MAITREYA FINALLY REALISES SHE HAS NO USEFUL FUNCTION*
Date: Tue May 20 13:10:50 2003
Message:
Life is so boring ... So Sarah designs herself a brooch. Her first compassionate act ever! :) First she retches violently. Then she lights another cigarette and thinks and wonders .... She has an awesome plan! :) Casually flinging the Smith & Weston .32 calibre handgun towards the sofa .. (We need this for ammo:) She masterfully designs herself a new microship - it is 3500th generation - and so quite a step up from the 7th! :) Later on she squared the circle. :) It has an all new platinum core ... It has an all new amber like surface... And strictly without decoration - rather discrete and refined. What has she truly designed? She has designed a button! :) But I wants a bomb! :)) *The new insignia of the Lord?* Okay then! :) But we have again those .... Muller people .... Muller people .... Muller people .... I just can't seem to get rid of them! :) *Holy Jewellists of the Lord for the day?* On this occasion - Yes! :) (We don't need to dig her out of her grave all over again.) How do you like my little plan? :) As usual my involvement is strictly minimal. So I'm packing you all off to lunch. Final Warning: please go away! I have anthrax ... [Peter requests that I delicately remove his clothing ... again I gently remind him of his marital status. :)] My compassion? The first hint of Satan Sex. :) *I promise to stop having sex with young & beautiful police women all the time.* Again I keep getting annoyed in the midst of bathtime ... I just flung her flat upon the bed! (It's a uniform thing: I prefer they keep just about all of their clothing on.) And those navy blue knickers with the tiny white ribbon on the front were really exciting! I just pulled them up a bit ... While I finished my bath she just lay back on my bed with her knees apart, staring vacuously at the ceiling, having stolen one of my cigarettes for the umpteenth time. *Maybe I should draw a picture of the suspect later on?* :) One of them I trussed up in the broom cupboard. They put her out for the binmen earlier. This must stop now - that's an order! :) Okay? Thanks. :)

From: Merlyn
To: little x
Subject: I see you have been busey
Date: Tue May 20 14:35:11 2003
Message:
Thinking of me HAHAHAHAHA!!! You simple minded twit! LOL! Go ahead paste away!! LOL!! !! !! Board Goat knows it's all your spam. W a l t e r LOL!! You really are a sore loser !! LOL!! !! !! !! Loser...that's YOU x !! !! ROTFLMAO!! !! !!

From: Merlyn
To: Little x the loser (Walter)
Date: Tue May 20 14:38:12 2003
Message:
But go back to grade school and learn how to cut & paste ok? You really suck at it LOL!! !! !! !!

From:
To: x
Date: Tue May 20 14:40:57 2003
Message:
I SHALL INFORM YOU WITH THE NEXT LINE OF ACTION AS SOON AS I RECEIVE YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE. IS THIS PROPOSITION ATTAINABLE?IF IT IS,PLEASE KINDLY FURNISH ME IMMEDIATELY BY E-MAIL WITH YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS TO ENHANCE THE CONFIDENTIALLITY WHICH THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS.

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Date: Tue May 20 14:47:49 2003
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From: Concerned Citizen To: Whoever gives a shit Subject: Matrix reloaded Date: Fri May 16 15:35:21 2003 Message: Gee, it seems that we all live in this shit hole cyberworld posting shit when all could maybe use our pea brains to use this wasted space to discuss something of importance rather than just posting bullshit and then run and hide under mommies dress!!! we are all gulity SLIM who some of us have a life some of us just want to pretend to be something...so why don't we shitheads use our little brains and try to make this message board have some value rather than bullshit! I am sure if given a chance we all probably could all share some ideas or stories rather than just wasting 10101010 to just make us feel important, when some of us are probaly nerds, fat slobs, sex addicts, cronic masturbaters, intelligent but bored, cyberjunkies and whatever. So I waste my time and talent bullshitting here you fucks! I hope it all can change for the better for all of us LOL From: Concerned Citizen To: Whoever gives a shit Subject: Matrix reloaded Date: Fri May 16 15:46:14 2003 Message: one more thing the name of ben-hur is in the bible, try the book of exodus for you intellects. and this gaiacomm thing is not a scam but someone else trying something different, way to intellgent for us dumb fucks here posting. so i am not going to make fun of something i don't understand or claim to. So back to bullshit and fun!!!! From: Richard Warwick To: Concerned Citizen Date: Fri May 16 15:27:19 2003 Message: ... I have fun on message boards posting CRAP, but sometimes I wonder if this post of klatuu is trying to inform us idiots who have fun being in cyperspace me included about something going on. If not well what the shit, at least here in cyberspace i can be whoever i want to be, I just want to make sure, there is alot of info on this gaiacomm on the net to be bullshit! ... ----------------------------------------------------------------- Interesting. I write creative, obviously exaggerated stuff sometimes but I hardly *hide behind a mask* because I post as my real name, have given out all my details: address, account #'s, passport #, e-mails, telephone # etc. In other words I am not *faking it* or taking on a false persona. Granted, most people who post on message boards will guard their personal details jealously for a number of reasons: security amongst them but also they get to live out their fantasy worlds. I can see the accusation coming: mine is more a fantasy world than any of the other posters. :) Honestly, I don't feel I need to justify myself. Admittedly, it may be difficult to differentiate the parts which are truth such is it embroiled within fantastical elements. *Embroiled* is an unsatisfactory verbal equivalent too. Again I do not feel obliged to offer up any means of unwedding the two. Why? It is not required or no longer required to communicate my ideas effectively and there is only so much that can be done with only so much an amount of time. ***************************************************************** The truth always goes through 3 processes- 1.It is ridiculed 2.It is denied 3.Then it is accepted as common knowledge In this case be prepared for a revolution. ----------------------------------------------------------------- If we consider the above then it has clearly been written by someone interested in mass manipulation rather than by a theorist. The theorist is probably not terribly interested in the effect of his ideas as a group or common understanding since they shall simply be as an exoteric digestion. Now. *In this case be prepared for a revolution.* You wouldn't consider elaborating maybe? Is this going to be like the French Revolution? Maybe we shall all rise up, kick the shit out of this piece of sculpture in the metropolis or other and guillotine all millionaires and politicians. Is it going to be that kind of revolution or the one where some of us still end up dead but we all get to worship Allah at the end of it and this time we kick the shit out of McDonald's instead? Either way it is hardly a cutting edge statement of intellectual intent and hints very much of the idealism of juvenility. Just my five cents. From: To: Date: Fri May 16 15:52:31 2003 Message: Give the verse of this "famous" biblical character and I will admit I'm wrong. Thats Judah Ben-Hur. Will you admit it? From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *Admit what?* Date: Fri May 16 16:06:38 2003 Message: 1 Kings Chapter 4 1 King Solomon was king over all Israel, 2 and these were his high officials: Azariah the son of Zadok was the priest; 3 Elihoreph and Ahijah the sons of Shisha were secretaries; Jehoshaphat the son of Ahilud was recorder; 4 Benaiah the son of Jehoiada was in command of the army; Zadok and Abiathar were priests; 5 Azariah the son of Nathan was over the officers; Zabud the son of Nathan was priest and king's friend; 6 Ahishar was in charge of the palace; and Adoniram the son of Abda was in charge of the forced labor. 7 Solomon had twelve officers over all Israel, who provided food for the king and his household; each man had to make provision for one month in the year. 8 These were their names: Benhur, in the hill country of Ephraim; ..... From: To: RW Date: Fri May 16 16:02:12 2003 Message: One must speak in clear language and not with confusing words if one would like to convey a message to the masses. Revolution, starts with the mind and can also be of the mind only. Any mass manipulation today would only accomplish the undoing and destruction of the former mass manipulation. From: To: Date: Fri May 16 16:15:42 2003 Message: Again the name in question is "Judah Ben Hur" your translation of Ben-Hur is in some but not in all.(ben-hur perhaps meaning son of Hur)As far a being "famous" I've made my point. From: To: Date: Fri May 16 16:24:29 2003 Message: ylt From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Fri May 16 16:30:19 2003 Message: One must speak in clear language and not with confusing words if one would like to convey a message to the masses. Revolution, starts with the mind and can also be of the mind only. Any mass manipulation today would only accomplish the undoing and destruction of the former mass manipulation. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Why hello there KLATUU :) What may I do for you? *Revolution, starts with the mind and can also be of the mind only.* Surely you mean *Revelation* rather than *Revolution*? If you wished to *convey a message to the masses* then you would perhaps be uninclined to secrecy. My original statement was meant in that sense too. If you do have such 4G weapons then have you tested them? How would you prove that you were not a hoax? I think you are. :) Prove me wrong.

From: Merlyn
To: little x
Subject: I see you are still spamming the board
Date: Tue May 20 15:18:02 2003
Message:
Would you consider just solving all our problems and just go away? You can't get everyone else to leave, it's just not going to happen. You have proven that if you get what you want you then just want more. Very much like the Islamic Jihad. So just solve all our problems and go away! LOL!! !! !! !! >>>>>YOU LOST THE WAR AND YOU ARE A COWARD<<<<<<<<<<<<< Spamming the board and crying about everything like a baby won't help. Just go away........... ROTFLMAO!!

From: Seth
To: X the coward
Date: Tue May 20 15:39:11 2003
Message:
I see X lost his argument to Merlyn again so the only thing that X could think of was to spam the board in hopes we wouldn't see that he got bitch slapped by Merlyn. Go crawl in your hidey hold bitch!

From: X
To: merwhinny
Subject: more spam?
Date: Tue May 20 16:22:14 2003
Message:
Would you consider just solving all our problems and just go away? NOPE!!!

From: X
To: MERWHINNY
Subject: DID YOU SAY YOU NEEDED SOME SPAM?
Date: Tue May 20 16:32:13 2003
Message:
From: To: Date: Tue May 20 14:47:49 2003 Message: From: Concerned Citizen To: Whoever gives a shit Subject: Matrix reloaded Date: Fri May 16 15:35:21 2003 Message: Gee, it seems that we all live in this shit hole cyberworld posting shit when all could maybe use our pea brains to use this wasted space to discuss something of importance rather than just posting bullshit and then run and hide under mommies dress!!! we are all gulity SLIM who some of us have a life some of us just want to pretend to be something...so why don't we shitheads use our little brains and try to make this message board have some value rather than bullshit! I am sure if given a chance we all probably could all share some ideas or stories rather than just wasting 10101010 to just make us feel important, when some of us are probaly nerds, fat slobs, sex addicts, cronic masturbaters, intelligent but bored, cyberjunkies and whatever. So I waste my time and talent bullshitting here you fucks! I hope it all can change for the better for all of us LOL From: Concerned Citizen To: Whoever gives a shit Subject: Matrix reloaded Date: Fri May 16 15:46:14 2003 Message: one more thing the name of ben-hur is in the bible, try the book of exodus for you intellects. and this gaiacomm thing is not a scam but someone else trying something different, way to intellgent for us dumb fucks here posting. so i am not going to make fun of something i don't understand or claim to. So back to bullshit and fun!!!! From: Richard Warwick To: Concerned Citizen Date: Fri May 16 15:27:19 2003 Message: ... I have fun on message boards posting CRAP, but sometimes I wonder if this post of klatuu is trying to inform us idiots who have fun being in cyperspace me included about something going on. If not well what the shit, at least here in cyberspace i can be whoever i want to be, I just want to make sure, there is alot of info on this gaiacomm on the net to be bullshit! ... ----------------------------------------------------------------- Interesting. I write creative, obviously exaggerated stuff sometimes but I hardly *hide behind a mask* because I post as my real name, have given out all my details: address, account #'s, passport #, e-mails, telephone # etc. In other words I am not *faking it* or taking on a false persona. Granted, most people who post on message boards will guard their personal details jealously for a number of reasons: security amongst them but also they get to live out their fantasy worlds. I can see the accusation coming: mine is more a fantasy world than any of the other posters. :) Honestly, I don't feel I need to justify myself. Admittedly, it may be difficult to differentiate the parts which are truth such is it embroiled within fantastical elements. *Embroiled* is an unsatisfactory verbal equivalent too. Again I do not feel obliged to offer up any means of unwedding the two. Why? It is not required or no longer required to communicate my ideas effectively and there is only so much that can be done with only so much an amount of time. ***************************************************************** The truth always goes through 3 processes- 1.It is ridiculed 2.It is denied 3.Then it is accepted as common knowledge In this case be prepared for a revolution. ----------------------------------------------------------------- If we consider the above then it has clearly been written by someone interested in mass manipulation rather than by a theorist. The theorist is probably not terribly interested in the effect of his ideas as a group or common understanding since they shall simply be as an exoteric digestion. Now. *In this case be prepared for a revolution.* You wouldn't consider elaborating maybe? Is this going to be like the French Revolution? Maybe we shall all rise up, kick the shit out of this piece of sculpture in the metropolis or other and guillotine all millionaires and politicians. Is it going to be that kind of revolution or the one where some of us still end up dead but we all get to worship Allah at the end of it and this time we kick the shit out of McDonald's instead? Either way it is hardly a cutting edge statement of intellectual intent and hints very much of the idealism of juvenility. Just my five cents. From: To: Date: Fri May 16 15:52:31 2003 Message: Give the verse of this "famous" biblical character and I will admit I'm wrong. Thats Judah Ben-Hur. Will you admit it? From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *Admit what?* Date: Fri May 16 16:06:38 2003 Message: 1 Kings Chapter 4 1 King Solomon was king over all Israel, 2 and these were his high officials: Azariah the son of Zadok was the priest; 3 Elihoreph and Ahijah the sons of Shisha were secretaries; Jehoshaphat the son of Ahilud was recorder; 4 Benaiah the son of Jehoiada was in command of the army; Zadok and Abiathar were priests; 5 Azariah the son of Nathan was over the officers; Zabud the son of Nathan was priest and king's friend; 6 Ahishar was in charge of the palace; and Adoniram the son of Abda was in charge of the forced labor. 7 Solomon had twelve officers over all Israel, who provided food for the king and his household; each man had to make provision for one month in the year. 8 These were their names: Benhur, in the hill country of Ephraim; ..... From: To: RW Date: Fri May 16 16:02:12 2003 Message: One must speak in clear language and not with confusing words if one would like to convey a message to the masses. Revolution, starts with the mind and can also be of the mind only. Any mass manipulation today would only accomplish the undoing and destruction of the former mass manipulation. From: To: Date: Fri May 16 16:15:42 2003 Message: Again the name in question is "Judah Ben Hur" your translation of Ben-Hur is in some but not in all.(ben-hur perhaps meaning son of Hur)As far a being "famous" I've made my point. From: To: Date: Fri May 16 16:24:29 2003 Message: ylt From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Fri May 16 16:30:19 2003 Message: One must speak in clear language and not with confusing words if one would like to convey a message to the masses. Revolution, starts with the mind and can also be of the mind only. Any mass manipulation today would only accomplish the undoing and destruction of the former mass manipulation. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Why hello there KLATUU :) What may I do for you? *Revolution, starts with the mind and can also be of the mind only.* Surely you mean *Revelation* rather than *Revolution*? If you wished to *convey a message to the masses* then you would perhaps be uninclined to secrecy. My original statement was meant in that sense too. If you do have such 4G weapons then have you tested them? How would you prove that you were not a hoax? I think you are. :) Prove me wrong.

From: Merlyn
To: x
Subject: you are a sad little spoiled child
Date: Tue May 20 16:36:31 2003
Message:
Still spamming I see. You really are a loser and a sore one at that. LOL!! !! !! !! Poor little WALTER can't have his way and no one will let him shut down this board. LOL!! >>>>>>>>>YOU LOST HAHAHAHA and you will always lose because you are a stupid idiot that doesn't know jack about anything!! LOL!! You will always be a loser, here and in your life as is very obvious by your anger and immaturity. ROTFLMAO!!!

From: Merlyn
To: Little x (Walter)
Subject: YOUR Obsession with shutting down this board
Date: Tue May 20 16:48:36 2003
Message:
I can be sure you will be obsessed and always have to come to this board you so OBVIOUSLY hate. And that makes you the most pathetic loser I and everyone else has ever seen. Nothing could show you as more of a stupid idiot than to see you spam this board. LOL!! !! !!

From:
To: x
Date: Tue May 20 16:51:18 2003
Message:
YOU ARE AN IDIOT! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! LOL!!

From: Seth
To: X the idiot
Date: Tue May 20 17:33:16 2003
Message:
Do you really think you can shut the board down with your spam? Do you not know how this board works? You can never shut it down. Try not to take your anger out on us just because you have no life and a tiny peepee.

From: Justice
To: Merlyn
Date: Tue May 20 17:37:37 2003
Message:
Man somebody has been busy today. Hey Merlyn, just ignore whomever is spamming and eventually they will go away just like all the other spammers and lamers that try to shut the board down. Where has om/cf been? Last I heard he was offering boob massages to hot chicks on the street corner.

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Date: Tue May 20 18:06:48 2003
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rom: Richard Warwick To: *THE ORIGINAL CAST* Subject: *SO WHO WAS CRAZY ENOUGH FOR A DESCENT INTO HELL?* Date: Thu May 15 17:22:45 2003 Message: So who from the list asked to work for me after they were invited? All three women made certain *noises* about it. Only one ever identified herself to me by name .... (and more than once!) :) Two men. One identified himself by name and asked me to look at him so I could recognise him easily again in the future. Time flies does it not? One other said nothing .... The others? Both of them are probably very busy. They might have been by. I genuinely do not know. They are not counted in and they are not counted out. The other two women have been chalked OUT of the list however. It might be easier if you did just e-mail me one or two of you. I mean, admit this is a strange situation and just go with it. What do you have to lose? From: Judah Ben-Hur To: Everyone Subject: Regime change in USA Date: Thu May 15 19:07:12 2003 Message: The case for regime change in the USA A president and respected physicist of a Californian technologies company dips into journalism to make his case for a more transparent United States of America. "Strange times are those in which we live when old and young are taught in falsehoods school. And the one man that dares to tell the truth is called at once a lunatic and a fool" - Plato "And those who perform jihad for us, we shall certainly guide them in our ways, and God is surely with the doers of good." (Quran XXXIX; 69) "You have returned from the lesser jihad to the greater jihad." (Hadith) To all who read and understand: it is time to take the next step in understanding. After careful and meticulous research, including access to files and data guarded by the United States Government, I have uncovered information that has been written about, talked about, read about, and in many cases silenced to protect and to confuse those who wish to uncover its not so guarded secrets. Careful and planned exposure of this information seems to be the only way to begin the process of enlightenment of not just the American people but all peoples of this planet who are considered common men and women. We cannot blame the "United States Government" for our woes, but ourselves for allowing our own Constitution to manipulate and control not just us but others in its path towards imperial rule, which by the way was why some people left England to come to the Americas to rid themselves of that tyranny. True democracy does not impede growth or dominate others. It was established to be a beacon for those who wish to call on its existence and only that. We do not have the right to impose democracy on nations or peoples who do not truly ask for it. The United States in its own right is a terrorist country imposing pseudo-democratic policies through crafty methods - controlling without regard to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness! Regime change within the United States should be seriously considered. Fact: the United States has in its possession weapons of mass destruction, so why does not the United Nations impose restrictions against the United States? Fear is the reason why no nation or individual will want to go up against this Goliath! Well I have a small stone, I know where to throw it, and if I have to by myself so be it. The fact that Thomas Jefferson who co-authored the now infamous doctrine of democracy himself was an advocate of slaves. Hypocrisy runs through the veins of the elite American people who control the destinies and lives of so many people. What we all must learn is that the power in change is in the people that make up the majority of the civilized and so-called uncivilized world. What gives this small group of people their control over us is the fact that they know we all will not collectively give up our lives to get back control of the government and rid ourselves of the self-serving politicians and business executives that control what we eat, where we sleep, who to like and not like, what to read, what to write, how to dress, how and who to love, who to hate, what race is superior, who gets education, who not, where to travel, who lives, who dies, who eats, who does not eat, who gets elected in office, who does not get elected, who is popular and who is not, who is "in" who is not, what clothes to wear, what not, what movie or music star is in, which one is not, who to disrespect who to not, who to be prejudice to and who to not, what freedoms we have and have not, who gets destroyed, who not, who must accept the "way" and who not, who goes to prison, and who not, and the list goes on into infinity. Remember that in the Constitution it does allow for bloodless regime change within the government as long as we stand together and collectively vote for our freedoms back. Rid ourselves of the electoral college and other manipulative organizations that are self-serving their own agendas at the expense, hard work and lives of so many innocent and misguided people that are here within the borders of despair. The French Government should formally request that the Statue of Liberty be returned to France. We all know what it was for. The United States has over many years systematically infiltrated other nations to "weed" out the non-conformers to the so-called Democratic process and replace those with the showroom dummies of democracy. Granted, the United States has some freedom of movement for its people but not the way it was originally intended. Look at Africa, South America, and parts of Europe, Asia and other nations that are sucking the teat of the cow and its sour milk. Collectively, we the people of the world should stand up and be counted on to rid ourselves of individuals who are ignorant of their own ignorance and replace this Constitution with one that includes all religions, all peoples, all races, all nations and all who feel left out and want to be what they want to be without the constraints of prejudice and restrictive law. Not to run lawless but have the right to be an individual and collectively correct this turmoil we are in. The Earth is trying to warn us that we are spinning out of control and that we need to correct ourselves soon or the earth will rid itself of this infection and parasite called mankind that is slowly destroying its primary intent to allow its inhabitants the freedom to live be fruitful and multiply to the extent of finding a way to leave this planet and journey to others and spread some sort of reason rather than an infectious spore. I am a physicist and a patriot who, through years of being silent, had almost forgotten my obligations. It is high time I and others like me use our intellect and technology to stand up against an oppressor and rid ourselves of this infection. We are a legion that wants to live a life of peace and respect for all living things and have considerations for those who are different and look for ways to truly accommodate those who are slow in understanding. We do not need your help just your patience and understanding of what we are about. We are America's best-kept secret that just got out of the "keep". Judah Ben-Hur Physicist Gaiacomm Corporation http://www.gaiacomm.org From: Get a grip To: fruit cake Subject: above post Date: Thu May 15 19:44:06 2003 Message: The Earth is trying to warn us that we are spinning out of control and that we need to correct ourselves soon or the earth will rid itself of this infection and parasite called mankind that is slowly destroying its primary intent to allow its inhabitants the freedom to live be fruitful and multiply _______________________________________________________________ Get a FUCKING grip!!! LOL!! ya sick fuck!! From: Get a FUCKING Grip! To: Erik butt lipps Date: Thu May 15 19:49:31 2003 Message: Glad you are so happy!! scum fuck ! LOL!! From: Get a Grip To: X Date: Thu May 15 19:50:44 2003 Message: Oh yea... Catholics are religious freaks!!! >>>>>>>>>>>see, I DO (not)care! LOL!! From: ~()()~ To: get a grip Date: Thu May 15 19:50:33 2003 Message: let me guess- If the the post was about pedophiles, then you'd be interested. Talk about being a sick fuck! Go watch some more jerry springer you little punk and get a grip on yourself. From: To: Date: Thu May 15 20:37:46 2003 Message: youll hardly ever see get a grip on the board after 6pm thats what time his mom comes home From: To: Richard Warwick Subject: You still NEED this link Date: Thu May 15 20:54:42 2003 Message: http://helping.apa.org/find.html Well either you didn't seek help or you went to a inexperienced psychiatrist. I suggest an interview with each potential psychiatrist on their qualifications and specialties. Look for one that specializes in cases of grandeur and hallucinations. Also make sure they will prescribe you drugs, lots of drugs because you need them. From: motherfucking co-pilot To: pseudo Judah Ben-Hur Date: Thu May 15 21:01:36 2003 Message: Nice try. Someone who is an affiliate of the Department of Homeland Security would not speak the way you do for fear of losing their affiliate status. Try again.

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Date: Tue May 20 19:16:45 2003
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Date: Tue May 20 19:19:22 2003
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From: dead dude To: Subject: They're all fucking mad!!!! Date: Sun Jan 26 18:17:41 2003 Message: You might want to pour yourself a stiff drink 1st ... hehehehe It appears that I hold all of London and beyond under an evil magic spell..... hehehehehe Here's a few of the memorable things said to me today 26 Jan 03 These are much better quality!!! I'm very satisfied -- it's much better than the Jesus vs Satan wars a couple of days ago -- to be continued ..... Better Rich than poor I'd say ;) ----------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------ 'Are you God?' waiter at breakfast Queens hotel Brighton 'Good God! That man is Christ!' man at reception Queens hotel Brighton (who then collapses onto chair) 'I still think you're absolutely completely revolting' guy near Trafalgar square 'His fathers a mad scientist who cooked him up in a laboratory' .... 'He's good looking' some blonde chick who turns very red at Westbank cafeteria 'the devil with Blair' young woman St James Park 'hes the next prime minister' yet another young woman St James Park (quite a few of these P.M. ones today) 'rumours that Jesus Christ is to be the next prime minister are *exaggerated* according to Downing Street ..' on radio 'Jesus Christ is back here now and he would be AGAINST war with Iraq!!' - young anti-war protestor yelling at P.M. couldn't help slipping that one in - but was a couple of days ago on Channel 4 news 'they chopped his brain up with a steak knife' by West Bank 'I (you) am a Ninja warrior. oh no! oh no! not me! not me!' black guy at W.Croydon 'They cut the front out of the brain and it turns you into a vegetable --- it is superintelligence --- oh what I would give to have a mind like that!' on train back to Croydon 'to think this is the only man ever that has been able to leave the universe and to be able to come back in' - some woman St James Park 'jesus,jesus,jesus,jesus .......' fuck knows 100's of those 'the messiah,the messiah,the messiah' fuck knows tons of those 'it's Richards fucking acid trip come back to haunt us all' ?? not sure on that one 'to think this could be the last day we get to love you Jesus' young girl in Croydon 'hes going home to die' another young girl in Croydon 'What the HELL does he have in that bag!' .. 'it sounded heavy when he put it down' whispers reply .. guy - woman train Waterloo->Clapham Junction 'Its been a week since I saw you fly I'm just wondering if we are now all going to die' young guy near Waterloo 'he is so cute - it is absolutely terrifying' one young woman of 3 St James Park 'he's in an internet cafe in Venezuela' I start this one From: dead dude To: Date: Wed Feb 5 19:38:39 2003 Message: Their faces are frozen in time, Etched into the memory of a dream. Each day I am born to a new life Synchronised with the vision within me. I am stirring to awaken new dreams. I have forgotten them but I will reawaken them. From: Luthor To: Date: Wed Feb 12 17:51:53 2003 Message: In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a tacky leisure home decry In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a KuKusKlan In Xanadu did Kubla Khan as in my room I Thinka Thank In Xanadu did Kubla Khan And there in Timbuktu where the sun shines diagonally. There Tim and I met three lovely ladies. And that same night I bucked one and Tim bucked two. In Xanadu did Kubla Khan lose his shoe In Xanadu did Kubla Khan from Canada secede In Xanadu did Kubla Khan but in Chicago, Kubla can't. In Xanadu did Kubla Khan ta ga da, tsoin, tsoin! In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a mandarin poem,just for this In Xanadu did Kubla Khan medit and pray for everyman In Xanadu did Kubla Khan smoked herbs and wanted be a man ! In Xanadu did Kubla Khan . What did he do? More specifically who did he do? From: To: Date: Thu Feb 20 07:36:15 2003 Message: Warning: Do not attempt to read me. I am afraid that you will find it inscrutable. Stop asking many questions. Thanks :) The entire state of Israel went away at 9:31 am on the 19th of February 2003. Later on we slapped one on North Korea too. Yes it is true that at that moment a planetary - wide psychic phenomenon was initiated. Yes. That is because I abrogated the law. There will be no further warning ever. I decide not you. Indeed I was not physically blinded during this event. :) I will indeed be having sex with many physical women. :) I will only have sex with unmarried women. I cannot change certain things. I know the sadness of this man. I will talk to him soon. This in life is indeed NOT some kind of orgiastic frenzy. We like to respect each others privacy. If you know what I mean. This was done with a helium bomb. This is the funniest line IMHO. If you read it then you might die laughing. In my opinion this is THE TOPIC of the day. I specifically gave the order for this. The entire planet has now been irradiated. The radiation has now evenly covered the Earth. That happened at 9:42 The point here being that we have a low dose now covering evenly The epicentre area has that same amount in the air This is because it was a Helium bomb This is the nature of this particular kind of bomb. Let us begin some televisuals. We have already seen one from a US team in a helicopter. :) I think you will find that this kind of bomb leaves rather a large hole in the ground. There are billions of dead people. I was indeed trying to be nice. (This is the second funniest line.) A helium bomb is radiationless ... :) It is perfectly okay to go outside and walk around. Listen to the scientists ... I will confirm that the orbit of our planet has changed. if you are filming please stop for now. Thanks. So that little matter has been dealt with. We shall continue this discussion later on. Are we spinning helplessly out into deep black space. No. :) We have slightly modified the orbit. My name is Seth. :) This is indeed a developing story. As some of us know. This is a real event. Unfortunately those poor women are still running a mile every time they see me. :) But things are definitely beginning to improve ... Sarah who likes to do D.I.Y. met Nicole who is a lipreader about half an hour ago and they went out for lunch. I will confirm that they have never received a lobotomy at least not by my hands. This event never occurred in Time or Space. That is correct. Those aspects of this personality were discarded at that particular moment. This however is exactly the same personality. When the helium bomb exploded then simultaneously this event was removed from history. This is an event that never occurred. The helium bomb on the other hand was a very real occurrence. :) It will do me. You see this is called changing events. You saw the angels entering and leaving? :) I had some rather interesting dreams that we may discuss later on. About an hour ago we went past the orbit of the moon We have just about now at 13:01 pm GMT attained the new orbit. Why not pay some attention to the very unusual weather phenomena we are currently experiencing ... :)) You could look outside or you could listen to the television weather reporting. Provided you are still living. Well are you? :) From: To: Date: Thu Feb 20 19:49:13 2003 Message: Warning: Do not attempt to read me. I am afraid that you will find it inscrutable. Stop asking many questions. Thanks :) This is the true Time and Date of a revelation: The entire state of Israel went away at 9:31 am on the 19th of February 2003. Later on we slapped one on North Korea too. Yes it is true that at that moment a planetary - wide psychic phenomenon was initiated. Yes. That is because I abrogated the law. There will be no further warning ever. I decide not you. Indeed I was not physically blinded during this event. :) I will indeed be having sex with many physical women. :) I will only have sex with unmarried women. I cannot change certain things. I know the sadness of this man. I will talk to him soon. This in life is indeed NOT some kind of orgiastic frenzy. We like to respect each others privacy. If you know what I mean. This was done with a helium bomb. This is the funniest line IMHO. If you read it then you might die laughing. In warfare as a weapon like Monty Python asks a U.S. army commander? Maybe that is a good idea laughing and then falling over dead. In my opinion this is THE TOPIC of the day. Even though it was all wrapped up yesterday. I specifically gave the order for this bomb to be detonated. The entire planet has now been irradiated. The radiation has now evenly covered the Earth. That happened at 9:42 The point here being that we have a low dose now covering evenly The epicentre area has that same amount in the air This is because it was a Helium bomb. That is correct. This is indeed the Revelation. This is the nature of this particular kind of bomb. Let us begin some televisuals. We have already seen one from a US team in a helicopter. :) I think you will find that this kind of bomb leaves rather a large hole in the ground. There are billions of dead people. I was indeed trying to be nice. (This is the second funniest line.) A helium bomb is radiationless ... :) We are using this bomb to adjust the planet's orbit. Since we messed it up first time around we shall correct it with a second bomb. The time period required to undertake this correction shall be the time period between the Hiroshima and the whatever bombs. I will confirm that this is *TOP SECRET* Are we beginning to understand my awesome plan? It is perfectly okay to go outside and walk around. Listen to the scientists ... I will confirm that the orbit of our planet has changed. if you are filming please stop for now. Thanks. So that this little matter can be dealt with. We shall continue this discussion later on. Are we spinning helplessly out into deep black space. No. :) We have slightly modified the orbit. My name is Seth. :) This is indeed a developing story. And it is quite a big one as far as the press has so far recognised. They'll discuss it over lunch with their colleagues tomorrow. As a handful of people know. This is a real event. Unfortunately those poor women are still running a mile every time they see me. :) But things are definitely beginning to improve ... Sarah who likes to do D.I.Y. met Nicole who is a lipreader about half an hour ago and they went out for lunch. I will confirm that they have never received a lobotomy at least not by my hands. This event never occurred in Time or Space. That is correct. Those aspects of this personality were discarded at that particular moment. This however is exactly the same personality. When the helium bomb exploded then simultaneously this event was removed from history. This is an event that never occurred. The helium bomb on the other hand was a very real occurrence. :) It will do me. I'll call it quits. You see this is called changing events. You saw the angels entering and leaving? :) I had some rather interesting dreams that we may discuss later on. About an hour ago we went past the orbit of the moon. We have just about now at 13:01 pm GMT attained the new orbit. Why not pay some attention to the very unusual weather phenomena we are currently experiencing ... :)) You could look outside or you could listen to the television weather reporting. Provided you are still living. Well are you? :) Look out tonight. Where is the moon? Well it is gone obviously. Tomorrow I might do some laundry ... Richard Julian Warwick wrote this on his home computer. I hope you enjoyed it. From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Tue Feb 25 13:52:57 2003 Message: Xanadu is indeed in the constellation Virgo ... :) From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Tue Feb 25 15:09:24 2003 Message: My opinion briefly is this: My name is Seth. :) There is no way out of this one! You see I put out the moon! Beat that! lol I performed this feat with a helium bomb or two ... :) lol In short there is nothing you can do!! :) Otherwise aka. Richard Julian Warwick b. the 5th of February 1965 in Clapham, London. And died??? Um, just now actually Sir. It is a terrible thing but he gave the order so an S.A.S. soldier kindly shot him in the head ... Thanks! We'll deal with you later. This will probably involve a court-martial. But thanks anyways!!! lol Will you gentlemen kindly kill me straightaway with some C4?? Thanks. Now. *Let us proceed* These gentlemen are about to rot in hell forever ... And fuck you too!! For those of faith .... Incline your ear!! :) Do not consider that this is a last will & testament. :) Or is it???? Nobody knows you see ... lol Everyone is going to hell but me!!! lol It need cigarette. Wait. Thanks. Shall we continue this tomorrow? Let us 1st .... nah .... let's just have a cigarette!!! lol Gentlemen of the I.R.A. fuck you too!!! That was a message from Secret Agent. What does Secret Agent do??? He does this: !!! That is what he does... It's his job you see. :) Gentlemen, are you enjoying this irradiated experience? Good. And fuck you too!!! That was a message from Secret Agent. Do you like hell!!! That's right!!! It sucks!!! But that's where you're going!!! To everyone else who is with me in this sensual, irradiated, sweet & sexual experience I will simply say .... Have faith my Son!!! lol lol A dirty bomb of massive radiation power has been already detonated on London Road at a shop called Lanoo's .... :) This occurred at around 7:30 PM GMT on the 25th of February 2003. In truth that bomb was fucked. There was nothing you could do! But wait! I have a yeti circling nearby .... :) *Master* he says *I have a brilliant idea!* He pauses in an actorial reflectorial only to proclaim: *That was a joke!* I know. It is awful but Richard is already dead. :) *Master! That is terrible news!* Yes it is! Damn! :) In the meantime I will probably be writing this all night long ... :) As I have stated this event has already occurred .... :) The Man responsible? Qadaffi. This means that all in this area are already intensely irradiated .... Have faith my friends. Have faith. Which way do you want this to go? Are you coming to heaven with me? Or are you going to hell where they belong? Not a human head upon your head will be harmed in the fairly momentous event that is about to occur ... This is a message for the bomb disposal expert. I know! Let us effect an irradiation cure .... :) Nah! Only kidding!!! lol WE ALL DIED YESTERDAY YOU SUCKERS!!! Have faith. That is all. To my sweetheart Sarah Matravers, I just wish with all my heart that you will forgive me in time. I love you. And deep down I know you love me. You see we have met before my darling. We met in the Whitgift center this morning .... Your face is very beautiful! And your body is not too bad either! Your name is Sarah Matravers and you are truly Helen of Troy and you truly are the bride of Christ. (Otherwise known as a D.I.Y. presenter on the BBC!!!) Isn't she just ... oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh :) The most beautiful woman in the world. Unfortunately she is already dead .... :) Sorry!!! lol *Dammit Richard* says Sarah *Are you fucked up or what?* *Thanks for killing me you bastard!!!* *I'll never forgive you for that!!!* Meanwhile Richard just smiles vacuously and lights another cigarette ... :) You see. Richard is an airhead, a complete bimbo ... *Yes you fucking are!* yells Sarah who I just had killed ... :) *Don't you realise that there are people who are just trying to do responsible things??* *Nope. I'm having a cigarette or a few ...* :) In the meantime I'd like to inform you how very glad I am that you are dead and stop hanging around me in the future. Ok? Sarah sort of balks at this idea and then ... surprise! surprise! *May I see you tomorrow about that mosaic in your kitchen?* Nope. Just fuck off. THE END Epilogue of a few .... :) If she is dead let's just bring her back! :) Let us call this *the resurrection of the dead* In the meanwhile this truly is a cigarette break ... lol During this break I will perform the act of being *exploded with an atom bomb* Sounds fun to me! *Let us proceed* :) Sarah, you are covered in a fatal dose of radiation! Now just go home and die! lol *Yes my Lord and Messiah* says she *I should fuck off now?* *Yes right now! This is a direct order from God!* *Right I give up. Who are you?* *Who fucking cares? Just fuck off home to your miserable husband! * lol The little Lord Jesus is laughing you see because the husband has a very special message for me ... :) It reads *You're dead!!!* I know!!! You are too darling!!! sniff!!! sniff!!! This occurred at 20:40 GMT in real time you see ... Hence I am laughing! The atom bomb didst fall upon the husband's head and everyone else lived happily ever after. :) *Yes it is true!* he said. *It was fucking painful but at least it was short & quick!* *Thank you Lord Jesus for saving me!* *You're welcome. :) Now you fuck off too!!!* :) You see. This truly is our last night on earth ... watch those isotopes go!!! I know!!! Let us call for a geiger counter!!! :) lol *What?????* *Yes it is true!!!* Now apologise correctly to your husband Sarah: *I'm so very sorry my dear husband but due to my terrible iniquities the little Lord Jesus had me shot through the head by an elite force soldier* *I also gather that we are also completely irradiated because of that Qadaffi bastard!!!* He says sorry too! But tonight he sleeps within the confines of a prison cell .... :) *Bastard!!! Never do that again! Do you fully understand?* *Yes my Lord Jesus. Just tell me and I will transfer money into your Swiss bank account! Just give me the word! ;)* *No! I am not going lightly on you!* *You have irradiated all my friends!* *Sorry!* *Ok. Just fuck off now ok. ;)* *ok. Bye!* Naturally all this is true ... :) You just couldn't stop stalking me. With some wild idea about a mosaic on a kitchen floor. :) That we were going to create ... Unfortunately I had to get you put down .. Cue. Everyone can just fuck off!!! Thanks. Sorry my love!!! I love you. To the S.A.S. soldier who carried this out: Who gave the order? You know who did. I did. You have acted in the correct manner. I will be seeing you soon. You will be great indeed. :) Now let us deal with the bomb disposal expert .... You too will be great. :) I will shortly explain how you will do this ... :) Have faith for you are just about to die. But wait! *Let us proceed* To be continued after a cigarette break. ;) I DO THE BEST ONES DRUNK!! A message from an S.A.S. soldier who is bitterly regretting shooting BOC. But wait! Let us sleep! And if we cannot ... Let's just look miserable! Never, ever disobey my orders again! :) *Indeed I will not* It's a fucking winner! I'm going to get drunk more often! lol 21:00 February 2003. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Tue Feb 25 16:32:53 2003 Message: The true epilogue. You are not BOC because I am. This is the truth. Just be careful ... I love you people. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Tue Feb 25 16:40:13 2003 Message: Many of them I have already met from the International School of Geneva .. In this particular case I happened to be at Molard with some blue-green trousers, a lined jacket of white blue and red and your very own umbrella which was white with red polka dots. I stole it from you you see .... :) I hope to see you soon. From: To: Date: Wed Feb 26 10:17:30 2003 Message: Warning: Do not attempt to read me. I am afraid that you will find it inscrutable. Stop asking many questions. Thanks :) This is the true Time and Date of a revelation: The entire state of Israel went away at 9:31 am on the 19th of February 2003. Later on we slapped one on North Korea too. Yes it is true that at that moment a planetary - wide psychic phenomenon was initiated. Yes. That is because I abrogated the law. There will be no further warning ever. I decide not you. Indeed I was not physically blinded during this event. :) I will indeed be having sex with many physical women. :) I will only have sex with unmarried women. I cannot change certain things. I know the sadness of this man. (No reference to this bastard) I will talk to him soon. This in life is indeed NOT some kind of orgiastic frenzy. We like to respect each others privacy. If you know what I mean. This was done with a helium bomb. This is the funniest line IMHO. If you read it then you might die laughing. In warfare as a weapon like Monty Python asks a U.S. army commander? Maybe that is a good idea laughing and then falling over dead. In my opinion this is THE TOPIC of the day. Even though it was all wrapped up yesterday. I specifically gave the order for this bomb to be detonated. I personally gave the order for the first bomb. George gave the order for the whatever one. :) The entire planet has now been irradiated. The radiation has now evenly covered the Earth. That happened at 9:42 The point here being that we have a low dose now covering evenly The epicentre area has that same amount in the air This is because it was a Helium bomb. That is correct. This is indeed the Revelation. This is the nature of this particular kind of bomb. Let us begin some televisuals. We have already seen one from a US team in a helicopter. :) I think you will find that this kind of bomb leaves rather a large hole in the ground. There are millions of dead people. I was indeed trying to be nice. (This is the second funniest line.) A helium bomb is radiationless ... :) We are using this bomb to adjust the planet's orbit. Since we messed it up first time around we shall correct it with a second bomb. The time period required to undertake this correction shall be the time period between the Hiroshima and the whatever bombs. I will confirm that this is *TOP SECRET* Are we beginning to understand my awesome plan? It is perfectly okay to go outside and walk around. Listen to the scientists ... I will confirm that the orbit of our planet has changed ....................... if you are filming please stop for now. Thanks. So that this little matter can be dealt with. (This, in the opinion of the press is the real funniest line.:) We shall continue this discussion later on. Are we spinning helplessly out into deep black space. No. :) We have slightly modified the orbit. My name is Seth. :) This is indeed a developing story. And it is quite a big one as far as the press has so far recognised. They'll discuss it over lunch with their colleagues tomorrow. As a handful of people know. This is a real event. Unfortunately those poor women are still running a mile every time they see me. :) But things are definitely beginning to improve ... Sarah who likes to do D.I.Y. met Nicole who is a lipreader met for the first time about half an hour ago and they went out for lunch. Also Nicole would have appeared to have met an acting challenger. :) This event never occurred in Time or Space. That is correct. Those aspects of this personality were discarded at that particular moment. This however is exactly the same personality. When the helium bomb exploded then simultaneously this event was removed from history. This is an event that never occurred. The helium bomb on the other hand was a very real occurrence. :) It will do me. I'll call it quits. You see this is called changing events. You saw the angels entering and leaving? :) I had some rather interesting dreams that we may discuss later on. About an hour ago we went past the orbit of the moon. We have just about now at 13:01 pm GMT attained the new orbit. Why not pay some attention to the very unusual weather phenomena we are currently experiencing ... :)) You could look outside or you could listen to the television weather reporting. Provided you are still living. Well are you? :) Look out tonight. Where is the moon? Well it is gone obviously. Tomorrow I might do some laundry ... Richard Julian Warwick wrote this on his home computer. I hope you enjoyed it. 15:00 GMT 26th February 2003 At this point we're getting rid of the moon for good. :) How shall we do this? Let's smash it to bits with a meteorite! God's idea ... :) From: Richard Warwick To: Whoever would care to read it Subject: My revelation Date: Wed Mar 12 20:03:04 2003 Message: WARNING: Do not attempt to read me. I am afraid that you will find it inscrutable. Stop asking many questions. Thanks :) This is the true Time and Date of a revelation: The entire State of Israel went away at 9:31 am on the 19th of February 2003. Later on we slapped one on North Korea too. Yes it is true that at that moment a planetary wide psychic phenomenon was initiated. Yes. This is because I abrogated the law. There will be no further warning ever! That is an order! I decide not you. :) Indeed I was not physically blinded during this event. :) I will indeed be having sex with many physical women. :) I will only have sex with unmarried women. I cannot change certain things. :)) I know the sadness of this man. I will talk to him soon. That is my compassion ... um, soon ... soon ... :)) This in life is indeed NOT some kind of orgiastic frenzy! *We like to respect each others privacy.* If you know what I mean ... *This was finally solved by means of a helium bomb or two.* (This is the funniest line IMHO. If you read it then you might die laughing.) *In warfare as a weapon?* asks a U.S. army commander. *Maybe that is a good idea!* He laughs and falls over dead. Even though it was all wrapped up yesterday: In my opinion this is THE NEWS TOPIC of the day. I specifically gave the order for this first bomb to be detonated. George gave the order for the second one. :) Warning! The entire planet has now been irradiated: The radiation has right now evenly covered the Earth. That happened at 9:42 am on the 19th of February 2003. The point here being that we now have a low dose evenly covering the entire planet ... The epicentre area has that same amount in the air. Talk to the experts ... they will tell you ... This is because it was a Helium bomb. That is correct. This is indeed the Revelation. This is the nature of this particular kind of bomb. Let us begin some televisuals. Start filming now! We have already seen one from a U.S. team in a helicopter. :) I think you will find that this kind of bomb leaves rather a large hole in the ground. There are billions of dead people. I was indeed trying to be nice. (This is the second funniest line.) A helium bomb is radiationless ... :) We are using this bomb to adjust the planet's orbit. Since we messed it up first time around we shall correct it with a second bomb: The time period required to undertake this correction shall be the same time period as between the Hiroshima and the Nagasaki bombs. Give or take a few minutes ... I will confirm again that this is *TOP SECRET* :) Are you beginning to understand my awesome plan? It is perfectly okay to go outside and walk around. Listen to the scientists ... I will also confirm that the orbit of our planet has changed ....................... if you are filming please stop for now. Thanks. This little matter needs to be dealt with. I will answer your questions later on. (This, in the opinion of the press is the true funniest line.:) We shall continue this discussion later on. Are we spinning helplessly out into deep empty space? No. :) We have slightly modified the orbit. My name is Seth. :) This is indeed a developing news story: As a handful of people know. This is a real event. Unfortunately those poor women are still running a mile every time they see me. :) But things are definitely beginning to improve ... Sarah who likes to do D.I.Y. met Nicole who is a lipreader for the first time about half an hour ago and they went out for lunch. Also Nicole would have appeared to have met an acting challenger called Peter. :) This event never occurred in Time or Space. That is correct. :) Those aspects of the personality were discarded at that particular moment. This however is exactly the same personality ... hopefully! :) When the helium bomb exploded then simultaneously this event was removed from history. This is an event that never occurred. The helium bomb on the other hand was a very real occurrence. :) It will do me. I'll call it quits. You see this is called *changing events*. Did you see the holy angels entering and leaving? :) I have had some rather interesting dreams that we may discuss later on. About an hour ago we went past the orbit of the moon .... We have just about now at 13:01 pm GMT attained the new orbit. Why not pay some attention to the very unusual weather phenomena we are currently experiencing? You could look outside or you could listen to the television weather reporting. Provided you are still living. Well are you? :) Look out tonight! Where is the moon? 15:00 GMT 26th February 2003: At this point we're getting rid of the moon for good. :) How shall we do this? Let's smash it to bits with a meteorite! God's idea ... :) *Where is the moon? .... Where is the moon? .......* Strange images of wailing women are conjured before us. *Yes it is true! We've got some really nice aerial pics of this! * yells Hillary from the bottom of the stairs! We've also got some great ones taken from space! The earth would appear to have a rather large hole or two in it ... Oh look! There it is again! The moon I mean ... :) That's it then? We're done? Thank God for that! I guess so yeah! I cannot spare you a cigarette so don't bother From: Secret Agent To: Duh?? Subject: Chain Reaction ... Date: Tue Mar 25 06:02:00 2003 Message: From: Secret Agent To: Splurk!!! Subject: Splurk!!! Date: Sun Mar 23 19:36:27 2003 (CST) Message: Splurk!!! If U c green insulation wire do NOT cut thx Yawn!!! If U C Stealth fighter/bomber U did!!! Otherwise? NOT!!! Do NOT drop bombs on the world tonite!!! Do drop bombs on the world tonite NOT!!!

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From: Secret Agent To: Subject: Oscar twits Date: Sun Mar 23 19:51:41 2003 Message: *Did you see my girl go?* :) Nicole! Fuck off!!! 1 NOT 4 Oscar & 1 4 Capitol hill thx 1 4 Capitol hill & 1 4 Oscar thx NOT!!! If U go by Atlantic route which is 1st dropoff point warning NOT??? 1 NOT on Capitol Hill 1 on Pentagon thx NOT!!! From: Seth To: Dead Washington People Subject: *American Target Practice Day* Date: Sun Mar 23 21:08:15 2003 Message: :) From: To: Subject: Who I Truly Am Date: Tue Mar 25 14:45:16 2003 Message: *Yea! Don't all celebrate at once.* This is hilarious because truly this painting is an eyesore Imagine the Mona Lisa and the Sistine chapel in the same manner ... every icon of Christ imaginable... I am trying to teach you becuse everyone has forgotten by degrees I am very important - my flesh is important Do you want a defiled Christ??? That is why so many of you will mourn (the fact that you never cared about me in this manner though hopefully this will change soon.) :) What sort of Christ do you want? One that kicks his room to bits or one that smiles (rarely for evermore I think) I laugh crazily because your inaction has sent me completely off my rocker. At the same time I am sane. Why don't you credit my bank account? I have solved murder cases ... I deserve it. I helped get Bin Laden and I was prepared to go into a tube to try and alert people that we were being gassed... By now you have probably kicked him to shreds .... Bravo!!! You have paid me 0 punds sterling for all these efforts. Now it would appear that you want me to solve the Gulf war for nothing too Shame on you! Shall I sell my story to the mirror ..? What sort of Christ do you want? Why don't you send me an e-mail? Say, serious journalistic questions .. So far I have had to do just about everything by myself You must snap out of a dream I will take action to improve my material situation if you do not act immediately. Now means now. Where is the e-mail? So where is it? Now means now. Maybe you think tomorrow is appropriate ... Like hell it is. Why don't you formulate 3 to 4 Q's and send within an hour? Sounds good to me.. But will it happen? No! :) How long is this supposed to take? Why don't you consider damage limitation and send me one in a month or two? I need high security. I am top priority. I am Richard Warwick aka Jesus Christ *Who cares about an Iraqi conflict when you have me?* :) *I am indeed a developing story ....* :) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Tue Mar 25 14:47:41 2003 Message: There are in fact two or three other possible outcomes for the Iraqi war... One involves a Roswell style scenario The other involves the 3rd world war Hopefully we are at the Dawn of an inter-planetary civilisation. It is my responsibility to try and institute this. Meaning - on the galaxial scale ... Who truthfully is Helen of Troy? *The face that launched a thousand space-ships* *It is my own.* You may think the Vision is huge ... I believe that together we are going to pull this one off. :) I will write the physics equations to go faster than Light itself! :) We'll just go faster and faster and run round the edge of the galaxy ... There will be no *sonic boom* :) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Tue Mar 25 15:36:32 2003 Message: This does not mean healing Christ is out it simply means that I have priorities I believe in modern medicine too.. Why don't you map my genome? :) I want to modify peoples DNA so that we can evolve .... :) (probably a minor course of injections.) :) Neuroleptics and diverse other helped modify mine ... Neuroleptics have some really amazing effects!!! :) Akineton too!!! :) Throw in some Plutonium, LSD, bufoten, ..... Need I go on? :) Okay!!! It was lots and lots of Plutonium ... Rat poison, weed- killer ... it's those mad sandwich makers again! :)) Yes! I was not born as a new Species ... :) *This is indeed a developing story.* From: Secret Agent To: Date: Tue Mar 25 20:59:29 2003 Message: From: Secret Agent To: Splurk!!! Subject: Splurk!!! Date: Sun Mar 23 19:36:27 2003 (CST) Message: Splurk!!! If U c green insulation wire do AND cut thx Yawn!!! If U C Stealth fighter/bomber U did!!! Otherwise? AND!!! Do AND drop bombs on the world tonite!!! Do drop bombs on the world tonite AND!!! From: Secret Agent To: Subject: Oscar twits Date: Sun Mar 23 19:51:41 2003 Message: *Did you see my girl go?* :) Nicole! Well Done. Congratulations!!! 1 AND 4 Oscar & 1 4 Capitol hill thx 1 4 Capitol hill & 1 4 Oscar thx AND!!! If U go by Atlantic route which is 1st dropoff point warning AND??? 1 AND on Capitol Hill 1 on Pentagon thx AND!!! From: Seth To: Dead Washington People Subject: *American Target Practice Day* Date: Sun Mar 23 21:08:15 2003 Message: :) From: Richard Warwick To: Israeli Covert Mission for God Date: Tue Mar 25 21:19:25 2003 Message: Hello. I know this is very bizarre but I ask you to trust my direction. This is a good way of ending this war (and all wars) so that this planet and its people can move on to greater things. I am in fact one quarter Jewish. I am aware that you have been intently reading my posts on this site and that you have been considering them carefully. I also wish to point out to you that the notion that the Jews had Jesus Christ crucified is an absolute falsity. I am not sure why this falsity was introduced into the new testament but I know that this *denial principle* has no foundation in truth ... ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Tue Mar 25 21:27:15 2003 Message: I SAID....PREPARE TO GET ASS FUCKED BASTARD!!! Enoch...you and Seth too!!!! My spaceship is of *titanium* today....I must land in a *safe* cave....away from prying eyes. *Any bum will do...truely...for I am Jesus or Satan...take your pick!!!! ================================================================= Hell fodder? Just wait a few ... That airplane is just about to go for it under my expert direction. Furthermore, they will go down in History as heroes ... ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: Date: Tue Mar 25 21:31:31 2003 Message: !!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: Israeli Covert Mission for God Subject: US air Space Problem Date: Tue Mar 25 21:33:36 2003 Message: 1st have Faith & just plough in as fast and high as U possibly can!!! Do not attempt a U-turn!!! However, if you are aware of incoming threats then take evasive action immediately!!! As soon as the evasive action has proved successful then immediately regain the course straight towards your target. Again if similiar incoming threats appear then take similiar action. Just head for the target full speed!!! Essentially that is it. Once you hit the target you have nothing to fear. You will have destroyed all that could possibly act against you. If you need to slow down and lower altitude then do so as quickly as you possibly can. Then regain altitude and speed as soon as you possibly can ... As soon as the nuclear bomb hits it is all over ... Good luck! :) I hope to meet you one day. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: Date: Tue Mar 25 21:43:36 2003 Message: !!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: Israeli Covert Mission for God Date: Tue Mar 25 21:55:44 2003 Message: Do not deliver a warning!!! On the question of exactly WHEN you should get going ... Well, anytime will do ... If you feel ready for it then just Go!!! In other words - if you feel ready just take your banking motion and kick into high gear. (I agree with you that what the US president said about me is revolting, devisive and completely selfish ... ) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: Date: Tue Mar 25 22:01:06 2003 Message: !!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: Date: Tue Mar 25 22:03:05 2003 Message: That is all. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: Date: Tue Mar 25 22:01:06 2003 Message: !!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: Date: Tue Mar 25 22:03:05 2003 Message: That is all. From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Wed Mar 26 04:18:09 2003 Message: Can't you muslims see what Saddam regime is doing, Using human shield, getting civilians involoved in the war, dressing as civilian, so as to protect themselves from coalition fire. Firing at own civilian and blame it on the coalition force. Not reporting the true story of how may Iraqi have died fight this war. How many have surrendered. All the time using propaganda to make you muslims hates American and its allies. They are preventing the coalition forces from bringing food and medicine to the Iraqi people. They are burning their own oil. Isn't this a selfish act of the regime. Look at your streets protest in the Arab nations. It is all violence. No other religion and races would accept such violence protest and the calling of Jihad. You are just killing yourself. I don't believe all muslims are like them. There are many who stay indoor and pray for this war to be over with as little casualties as possible. Saw so many interview, with muslims around the world, most of them do not support Saddam but they are supporting him now because they feel that this fight is against Islam deep in their heart. Honestly in the beginning the answer is No, it is not against Islam but against a regime that is associate of terrorists. Now it looks like, the Islamic people are getting themelves involved with such regime and dragging themselves into this war. So be it. ================================================================ I suppose that is fair enough but it is your own opinion mostly, somewhat biased, and parts of it are lacking in material proof to the display of the world via the media. Concerning material proof (which suffice to say requires the discerning observation to differentiate propaganda from fact) some of what you say would appear in fact to be incorrect. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: .44 Date: Wed Mar 26 04:53:42 2003 Message: Marie: Thanks for the info! I've contacted my ol' pals who dogged it out in training. X and Richie Wartwick could use the experience of having someone wearing a campaign hat kicking their asses for weeks on end. At least they wouldn't go around feeling so numb anymore! X/Dickless: Seems you've got a lot to learn. And while public education might not be as effective as it should be, it is a damn sight better than the crap they indoctrinate you with at the commune. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Any news on whether Washington has been hit yet? If it is still there I'll just try again tonight. :) It's obvious we're in a blackout information time period because I am watching tots' TV .... ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Satan To: Every1 Subject: Ignore Richard he's talking bunk Date: Wed Mar 26 05:12:56 2003 Message: Well I am Satan and I feel I must intervene. Those chemicals are simply a recipe for disaster! Things have moved on and we have much better explosives than that these days. He's just trying to rip you off with rubbishy chemicals today. JMHO Satan Quoting Richard Warwick <dimethylchonol@hotmail.com>: > MY ASDA SUPERMARKET SHOPPING LIST > I have tri nitro tolulene ... > mercury fulminate > nitrogen tri iodide > tri nitro cellulose > What am I buying? > Shampoo! :)) > Stop sending yourself e-mails Satan! > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Overloaded with spam? With MSN 8, you can filter it out > http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail&pgmarket=en- gb&XAPID=32&DI=1059 > > ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Satan To: BBC Subject: Another terrible day for *News & Sex* Date: Wed Mar 26 05:18:13 2003 Message: I will blow your head off with a gun if you can't ask me even semi-serious questions!!!! lol *Yes indeed! It's true!* says Sophie, *I come from the zoo.* :) Some example questions to get on with (supplied by Satan :): Why do you wear your hair like that? dunno. How come you are in such good physical condition? Work at it and find out (no offence meant) Do you really think that we can build a spaceship that goes faster than light? no. Who is going to pitch in with the software? Noone. Bastards! How long will it take to build in your estimation? 3 years maybe 4 or even 5 Is it an attack ship? :) Well thanks for warning us Richard! Who will man it? Robots ... proper ones. You will then be known as *Monkeys* lol Will we ever become human? No. Sorry. :( In the end you were beyond all hope - we're just trying to do the best patch-up job we can at this late stage. lol *What about the astral sex, projections and scenic inner imagery? * I lied! A spaceship is much better though! lol That's it. That was my very first e-mail ever. You've won! *What?* asks Sophie now very earnest to learn about her big prize ... *Your very own personal spaceship!* :) *Warning! We need a few tests first before we unhinge expensive robots into it ...* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: Date: Wed Mar 26 17:55:41 2003 Message: !!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: Covert Mission for God Subject: Here are my principal aliases: Date: Wed Mar 26 18:00:42 2003 Message: Secret Agent, Seth, RichardJW, Richard Warwick, Luthor, Satan, Helen of Troy ... Richard Warwick is not however an alias - it is my real name!!! Unlike Tom Cruise I am NOT a tomahawk cruise missile!!! :) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: Covert Mission for God Subject: Here we go again!!! Date: Wed Mar 26 18:05:34 2003 Message: !!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: American women Subject: Customary insult Date: Wed Mar 26 18:07:08 2003 Message: Fuck off and die you Walmart frequenting obese dumb and ugly bitches. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: American men Subject: New insult Date: Wed Mar 26 18:33:56 2003 Message: You marry and then *woo* this: *Walmart frequenting obese dumb and ugly bitches.* Stick on your TV and relax with a Bud Lite and watch the ball game ... ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Customary embarassment & shame on the world Subject: Anyone for the New Messiah? Date: Wed Mar 26 18:38:26 2003 Message: Obviously NOT you dumb fucks from hell! Eat shit & die!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Wed Mar 26 18:43:52 2003 Message: Oh just fuck off! You are all a complete fucking disgrace. I want nothing of you ever. You went way too far just jump yourselves off a tall building. Fuck you too! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Idiots Date: Thu Mar 27 02:33:45 2003 Message: What I need to make you understand is that once I make a decision like this then I don't change it. Though I do U-turns on other things I have weighed up all the pro's and con's and it is the correct decision. Is there a God? Evidently not. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Idiots Date: Thu Mar 27 02:37:58 2003 Message: Since you are a bunch of incapabilists that can't lift a finger for me so that we might actually achieve something useful in a cooperative fashion I am forced to the conclusion that it is my own responsibility and nothing to do with any of you. It would appear that you have failed en masse with regard to this principle. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Idiots Date: Thu Mar 27 02:42:59 2003 Message: You just love to discuss me and if you do ever act then it is your erroneous opinion that you are acting in my best interest. If you turn this argument around then what do you get? Again I will simply report to you the Truth uncomfortable though it may sound. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Idiots Date: Thu Mar 27 02:46:08 2003 Message: Since you don't care for my protection I therefore care not for yours. Since you don't care for my material well-being I therefore care not for yours. Since you don't care for my relations with others I therefore care not for yours. Since you don't care for my recognition I therefore care not for yours. Since you don't care for me I therefore care not for you. SInce you don't care for my powers I declare you powerless! It is simply the logical conclusion to the behaviour of people around me - whether this is in the vicinity of my person or through a medium such as TV. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Idiots Date: Thu Mar 27 02:52:12 2003 Message: So what are my immediate and short term plans? Keep ramming home to you the Truth - (please recognise that my logic reigns supreme and that I am now in a position to make statements like this.) At the same time I will improve my financial situation and when that is done I will reward a handful of people. It is my logical conclusion that once I have achieved this then I am free to do whatever the hell I want. Mull over this at lunchtime and feel extremely ill! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Idiots Date: Thu Mar 27 02:58:55 2003 Message: You want teachings? I think you just saw a few. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Idiots Subject: Have them again! (I don't have time to waste on you) Date: Thu Mar 27 03:02:44 2003 Message: From: Richard Warwick To: Idiots Date: Thu Mar 27 02:33:45 2003 Message: What I need to make you understand is that once I make a decision like this then I don't change it. Though I do U-turns on other things I have weighed up all the pro's and con's and it is the correct decision. Is there a God? Evidently not. From: Richard Warwick To: Idiots Date: Thu Mar 27 02:37:58 2003 Message: Since you are a bunch of incapabilists that can't lift a finger for me so that we might actually achieve something useful in a cooperative fashion I am forced to the conclusion that it is my own responsibility and nothing to do with any of you. It would appear that you have failed en masse with regard to this principle. From: Richard Warwick To: Idiots Date: Thu Mar 27 02:42:59 2003 Message: You just love to discuss me and if you do ever act then it is your erroneous opinion that you are acting in my best interest. If you turn this argument around then what do you get? Again I will simply report to you the Truth uncomfortable though it may sound. From: Richard Warwick To: Idiots Date: Thu Mar 27 02:46:08 2003 Message: Since you don't care for my protection I therefore care not for yours. Since you don't care for my material well-being I therefore care not for yours. Since you don't care for my relations with others I therefore care not for yours. Since you don't care for my recognition I therefore care not for yours. Since you don't care for me I therefore care not for you. SInce you don't care for my powers I declare you powerless! It is simply the logical conclusion to the behaviour of people around me - whether this is in the vicinity of my person or through a medium such as TV. From: Richard Warwick To: Idiots Date: Thu Mar 27 02:52:12 2003 Message: So what are my immediate and short term plans? Keep ramming home to you the Truth - (please recognise that my logic reigns supreme and that I am now in a position to make statements like this.) At the same time I will improve my financial situation and when that is done I will reward a handful of people. It is my logical conclusion that once I have achieved this then I am free to do whatever the hell I want. Mull over this at lunchtime and feel extremely ill! From: Richard Warwick To: Idiots Date: Thu Mar 27 02:58:55 2003 Message: You want teachings? I think you just saw a few. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Idiots Subject: I forgot. Date: Thu Mar 27 03:06:36 2003 Message: That was entitled *Black Mass Time Again* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Idiots Subject: Notes Date: Thu Mar 27 03:15:13 2003 Message: *You just love to discuss me and if you do ever act then it is your erroneous opinion.* i.e. if you turn this argument around then you get *failure to act with a correct opinion.* *Mull over this at lunchtime and feel extremely ill!* If you don't then shame on you! We'll try again in 24 hours time and just keep going at it till you do. You may be relatively unaware or young but either way you will all end up puking your lunch up with your work colleagues .... *Since you don't care for my relations with others I therefore care not for yours.* Whether I have future relations has absolutely nothing to do with you whatsoever. If you wish to make it your business then I accept your challenge but prepare to die! That's it. Fuck off to lunch. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Idiots Subject: You are!!! Date: Thu Mar 27 03:27:51 2003 Message: Whether you like it or not the future of the world lies with the United States of America. This is simply a fact. If you don't like McDonald's then don't fucking eat there! Though this will not stop me from attempting to dump minor atomic bombs on top of Washington ... It's my hobby right now since I have sweet fuck all else to do! :) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Idiots Subject: The Spirit of Redemption Date: Thu Mar 27 03:45:09 2003 Message: If you'd all like to step back then at around 4 a.m. CST we'll light the sky up a bit. Failing that we'll just try again tonight! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Idiots Subject: Nuke 'em. Just what the Doctor ordered. Date: Thu Mar 27 04:19:30 2003 Message: Login OK. Enter .help or /help for information. [South_Park_Dude joined channel _Intrascope_Chat] [1users in channel _Intrascope_Chat:] South_Park_Dude South_Park_Dude: *The lady is not for turning - I'm on a couvert mission for God!* [Spinchat_Server joined channel _Intrascope_Chat] Spinchat_Server: This is the true Time and Date of a revelation .... blah! blah! blah! South_Park_Dude: WARNING: Do not attempt to evacuate the buildings! [INRI joined channel _Intrascope_Chat] INRI: *Finally with His stripes he was healed* South_Park_Dude: I'm on a couvert mission for God ... ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: U.S. General dude and all the rest you idiots! Subject: I prepare my own tributes. Date: Thu Mar 27 04:52:53 2003 Message: *Nothing like the taste of folic acid in the morning ...* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: To: Date: Thu Mar 27 08:16:52 2003 Message: Well then, maybe you should try using mouthwash! Sad that you don't understand simple hygene at your age. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: To: Date: Thu Mar 27 09:26:37 2003 Message: Why? Is it because you read it in the Bible? Let me ask you a question. Do you believe everything you read? Would you believe it if you saw it on CNN? Much of what is written in the Bible is Myth, based in fact. The second coming of Christ will be in a way you do not expect, and most likely in a form you have never seen. The trial of Christ by Rome was that of an entire race of people and their religion. Christ was indeed the symbol of this very thing. But in the same light he was one of so very many persecuted for his belief. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: To: Subject: 29th March G.M.T. +1.00 minute from midnight 28th March 2003 - good enough for us fuckers! Date: Thu Mar 27 19:02:33 2003 Message: From: Luthor To: Barclays brothers shitheads Subject: We will all be glad to see you get strung up you liars and thieves! Date: Thu Mar 27 18:48:47 2003 Message: Yes X! Fuck off! lol *Play the clone game with me ....* *WARNING: I am an embedded chat expert that comes from freelivevideo.com!!!* Let me tell you about the theft of my birth certificate .... As everyone knows I had this placed within my passport. Let me tell you about the theft of my P.I.N. number in multitudinous ways ... Let me tell you about the theft of my online Barclay's registration cards with their 12 to 16 digit login numbers ... That is correct! I had two of them! Do you not yourselves stand flabbergasted at the disappearance of BOTH of them? I do. MORAL: DO NOT BANK WITH BARCLAYS BECAUSE THE BOSSES ARE SHIT PEOPLE AND THE CURRENT ACCOUNTS OFFER ONLY 0.1% INTEREST RATES WHEREAS BANKS LIKE HALIFAX OFFER WELL OVER 3.0% IF NOT OVER 3.5% AND COUNTING ... Who the fuck would you bank with? Goodbye Barclays - blame your bosses. From: Satan To: Idiots Subject: we're on a couvert mission for God ... Date: Thu Mar 27 19:05:45 2003 Message: Space opera? My ass is yours!!! Prepare the space-ship! From: Luthor To: Barclays brothers shitheads Subject: *I chew on your cunts and spit on your graves!* Date: Fri Mar 28 03:11:52 2003 Message: You fools cannot act against a thoroughly nasty internet board like this one! Try that one in court! lol I believe that you have had your day ... I appreciate the bloodsports with the hitmen you hired. Nonetheless ..... Prepare to die! From: Luthor To: X ? Subject: *X. Who are you exactly? Dinner sometime? ... :) * Date: Fri Mar 28 03:18:36 2003 Message: Hi there X :) My title is commander in charge of Star Spewer space ship. Take a long look at the afterburner ........ :) Do you hear the scream of those high-pitched squeals? *Watch my X go!* Richard Warwick. ----------------------------------------------------------------- We will soon consider the case of a non-existent attack ship that throws itself around the edge of the galaxy at many, many times the speed of Light ... In Truth it is for another Day. But that day is soon. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Luthor To: Subject: *Is there or was there water on Mars?* Date: Fri Mar 28 03:26:15 2003 Message: Finally we come to the somewhat daunting conclusion that when we do find ... er ... *signs* of extraterrestial life: Then it is probably in all of our best interests to blot it out .. forever! *Do you hear the scream of the afterburners on Our mean mean machine?* *Watch Our girl go!* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Luthor To: N.A.S.A. Subject: *Kindly correct my spelling ... :) * Date: Fri Mar 28 03:34:47 2003 Message: I declare a new industrial center of the world. I declare it to be the Place formerly known as *Beddington* If you want to Light up the sky then work with me ... Otherwise fall by the Wayside hopeless and drained! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Luthor To: RMT union Subject: *Get your fucking Act together!* Date: Fri Mar 28 03:47:19 2003 Message: Who the fuck are you people wasting Out time? Maybe we should just kill you ... Warning to RMT union: *Get your fucking Act together!* Not today - yesterday! Now means now! i.e. this morning! Those are your commuting professional people you're fucking with by the way ... And chances are that Some earn far far far more than you ... I rest my case. Friday 28 March 2003 ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: South_Park_Dude_ To: Date: Fri Mar 28 04:02:43 2003 Message: *I am a l'il dazed and confused! ... I'm on a couvert mission for God ... ... I'm on a couvert mission for God ... I am looking at the afterburner effect! ... I'm on a couvert mission for God ...*

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----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Satan To: United States of America Subject: *The Devil Rides Out!* Date: Fri Mar 28 19:27:22 2003 Message: Dear Richard, Just to keep in touch. We have been having lovely weather and the Spring flowers are out. The terraces in the cafes have been open. Hope everything is OK with you. I often wonder how you are managing to get to work. It is difficult to get up in the morning. I am struggling on and having to purchase new clothes due to my wt. increase. Also, I have not been buying many clothes and shoes since I retired. It is not much fun and expensive. I have been to some charity shops and found a few things. I recd some nice photos of Emma's baby girl, Jessica, from Jill. The family will have to move to Leeds for Emma's work. Russell (her husband) is looking after the house and baby. Haven't heard from David but Angela regularly sends an e-mail. She is still working in the NHS and is busy with visits from hte "children" and grandchildren. I will try and give you a ring over the weekend. Lots of love, Marisol ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Satan To: Subject: 999 Date: Fri Mar 28 19:30:47 2003 Message: Just my opinion but if there is an emergency in the vicinity of your neighbourhood I think the best thing to do is to call the Police! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Satan To: Date: Fri Mar 28 19:37:23 2003 Message: WARNING! DO NOT FUCK WITH THE INNOCENT I WILL KILL YOU AND SEND YOU TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Satan To: Date: Fri Mar 28 19:40:06 2003 Message: Because some terrorists have hijacked a civilian airplane tonight in Turkey and think they're so smart as to land in Berlin to obtain refueling with 200 innocent passengers including one UK soldier ... My only message to them is Prepare to Die!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Satan To: Date: Fri Mar 28 19:43:44 2003 Message: There will be no resurrection for one of those three soldiers upon the UK vessel ... I watched the obituary on television ... I warned them that the way this would occur would be unexpected. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Satan To: Date: Fri Mar 28 19:54:06 2003 Message: Notes: *WARNING! DO NOT FUCK WITH THE INNOCENT I WILL KILL YOU AND SEND YOU TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG!* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Satan To: Date: Fri Mar 28 19:59:06 2003 Message: Addenda: Be not afraid! Believe in me and I will try to Save you! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: X To: om/cf, Justice, Merlyn, Richard Warwick Subject: Help Date: Fri Mar 28 19:49:16 2003 Message: I am a total retard and none of my arguments or tirades make any sense. I constantly lie and exaggerate to get attention and I have no friends. I am a total fraud and have nothing better to do with my time than harass the people on this board. I wish one day I could actually accomplish something in my life instead of just living in my parents basement. Nobody pays any attention to me except on this board. I have to constantly spam my arguments over and over again in hopes someone will acknowledge my existence. I cry myself to sleep every night and I have a security blanket. I am 35 years old. Please help me. Please be my friend. Someone in need, X ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Satan To: Date: Fri Mar 28 20:01:39 2003 Message: *This is no screen-job. This is real!* Have you seen the Darkness of the Lord? ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: X Date: Fri Mar 28 20:14:25 2003 Message: am a total retard and none of my arguments or tirades make any sense. I constantly lie and exaggerate to get attention and I have no friends. I am a total fraud and have nothing better to do with my time than harass the people on this board. I wish one day I could actually accomplish something in my life instead of just living in my parents basement. Nobody pays any attention to me except on this board. I have to constantly spam my arguments over and over again in hopes someone will acknowledge my existence. I cry myself to sleep every night and I have a security blanket. I am 35 years old. Please help me. Please be my friend. Someone in need, X ---------------------------------------------------------------- Go to your doctor and see if he can help you. If he cannot then try another ... Maybe a female doctor would be your best bet. In either case don't expect instant miracles. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: BBC vs Google: who will win ...................... ? :)) Subject: *Proof in the Google pudding..* Date: Fri Mar 28 20:19:02 2003 Message: *After a titles sequence involving spooky music, red smoke and vaguely Cabalistic symbols, we're brought straight back into the modern(?) world with the arrival of a plane, greeted by a surprisingly chipper Christopher Lee (the Duc de Richlieu, as if you didn't know). The PLANE has been piloted by square jawed type Rex, who wastes no time getting down to the crux of the plot: "Where's SIMON?"* Verdict: BBC lose! Fuck you too! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: All who would care to listen - incline your ear! Date: Sat Mar 29 14:37:06 2003 Message: I am Jesus Christ. I am here at your Service. We are embarking on a Great Space Mission to far distant Stars! I will say this and more one day at Covent Garden, London ... And the Day is Sooon ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: I *sell myself* to the American audience .. :) Date: Sat Mar 29 15:14:03 2003 Message: IT HAS COME TO THE ATTENTION OF MISTRAL MARK II THAT THERE IS A LARGE OBJECT AHEAD!!! It was a rocket-shaped spaceship. The Software Programmer picked up the radio microphone. "This is the spaceship Mistral Mark III. Who are you? Are you in trouble?" "This is the last outpost of the planet Xanadu. We have just been raided by pirates. Our Software Programmer has been kidnapped! ... Fortunately the rest of us are unharmed ..." The Software Programmer scratched his head. "Do you need any help?" he asked. "No, but we need to talk to you," came the reply from the other Software Programmer. "If we're going to rescue our Software Programmer, we need to explain the situation to every spaceship in this part of the galaxy." "Well, then let's talk," said the Software Programmer. "Over an unsecured radio line?! I don't suppose you have the software for secured radio communication?" "I doubt it," the Software Programmer replied ... :) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Jimbo To: Richard Warwick Date: Sat Mar 29 16:14:16 2003 Message: Ok Dr Fuckin Spock, Beam me up ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Jimbo To: North Carolina Gal Date: Sat Mar 29 16:15:53 2003 Message: hey, hope your son is cool and ok, tell him to bring me home a Raghead. XXXXXXXX ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Sat Mar 29 16:10:07 2003 Message: Let me get this point through to you. When I say *I am at your Service* then I do actually mean this. I am not happy entirely with the reactions of some of the people around me. I am just trying to help in this world - that is all I am trying to do. I am not *lucky* - I got where I am through hard work. If you want to work hard too - and I am addressing people young in spirit and/or mind too - then join with me in this Mission too and form a valuable part of it. *Maybe you will take out enemy fire or maybe you won't! But it Truly is all up to you!* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: all of us To: Richard Warwick Date: Sat Mar 29 17:54:16 2003 Message: you can help us all by FUCKIN OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE TO PREACH, YOU FUCKIN BIBLE BASHER ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Sat Mar 29 17:58:43 2003 Message: Jesus is coming! http://www.intrascope.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/thedarkroom.html ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Sat Mar 29 18:01:02 2003 Message: Get on your knees! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Sat Mar 29 18:03:52 2003 Message: *I hope you enjoyed the presentation. I hope to meet you soon!* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: Afterword Date: Sat Mar 29 18:06:10 2003 Message: What have you done to me? :( ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Sat Mar 29 18:11:31 2003 Message: ... ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Luthor To: Merlyn Subject: Canadian chat pal? Date: Sat Mar 29 18:59:45 2003 Message: He gave up without a fight and was fucked in the ass by every Saddam loving Iraqui before they tortured him. When the officer and chaplin ring your house......oh well........ ================================================================= Yes I am DEAD Merlyn! We meet again! ... These are indeed strange circumstances ... After you have finished half-killing all the girls at freelivevideo.com then perhaps you would consider acting with some decency! Suffice it to say that you belong to Canadian ancestry! And believe me when I tell you that I have the chat transcripts! I rest my case! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: North Carolina Gal To: aka Date: Sat Mar 29 19:34:33 2003 Message: The sad thing about this is my son defends this country and others for low lives like yourself...Sleep well my friend ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Helen of Troy To: Date: Sat Mar 29 20:20:54 2003 Message: Je veux vous dire simplement qu'il y'a beaucoup de problemes a notre planete a cette instant en temps! On a essayez tout! I'il y a n'a pas de *jesu Christ* On ca on est persuade! Mais il faut essayez .... comme meme. .. Mais ca existe pas! *ca existe pas!* Save Us Jesus!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: X To: Merlyn Date: Sat Mar 29 20:38:47 2003 Message: My lonely FAT mother used to make me eat her stinky cum filled crack, nigger cum, i was only a young fag at the time. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Helen of Troy Date: Sat Mar 29 20:35:28 2003 Message: My Dear Helen, I am perfectly aware of the pain that you are in. Here on the planet Earth I would like to assure you that I am doing everything within my power to turn the heads around of the relevant gentlemen ... I fear terribly for you ! To this effect I will do everything within my power to try and help you .... I miss you terribly!!! Hold on Girl! Believe me when I tell you that I am just about to take off with sn attack-ship! This attack ship will end your misery forever! It does not matter that we ever meet again ... Nonetheless! I will do this for you. I remain your servant until the end. Richard Warwick ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: OM/Cee Eff Date: Sat Mar 29 21:01:21 2003 Message: Listen up OM/CF! I have seen my mission! Join with me in a physically effected blood bsth! Come with me! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Sat Mar 29 21:07:53 2003 Message: Now who would dare doubt that I will write out the Physics equations to make this possible? Speak first or forever hold your Silence! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: South_Park_Dude_ To: Richard Warwick Date: Sun Mar 30 04:07:45 2003 Message: During your brief period of unemployment .. Well done and Congratulations! You have won 20 pounds and a 10% discount off all books at *Crime in Store!* I would send you the voucher but you see I am a cheat. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: None of us know. Subject: *This fuckwad never served - Sadly, how true!* Date: Sun Mar 30 04:12:53 2003 Message: This fuckwad never served. Ignore Merlyn's alto ego. Stop responding to this bitch, Any posts are Richard's........ He (or it's) is trying to piss off .................. IGNORE RICHARD WARWICK ----------------------------------------------------------------- It would appear to be sound advice for you! You could for example disconnect yourself from the interent. Alternatively you could try a blindfold ... Either way you are in denial. Today is Sunday and I will declare this particular one *A Day of Peace.* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: To: Date: Sun Mar 30 04:19:15 2003 Message: http://www.esys.org/wetter/mistrale.html The *Mistral* is a strong wind from the NW affecting the eastern Mediterranean coast of France ... ... When the *Mistral* blows, it sets most people on edge or gives them migraine, maybe due to lack of sleep, caused by the howling noise it makes gusting up to 120 km/h onto a provencal tiled roof ... http://mediatheek.thinkquest.nl/~ll118/en/development/types.list. bise.html *La Bise*: This wind blows in Switzerland. It is a cold and dry wind coming from the North ... *... The Mistral blows dust in your eyes and leaves your teeth gritty with sand, ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: BBC idiots Subject: A little sting in the tail? Date: Sun Mar 30 06:19:55 2003 Message: Here are some interesting links I have already found today. :) http://www.who.int/emc/diseases/smallpox/Smallpoxeradication.html http://www.astro.com/swisseph/ http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/1243339.stm ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Media Idiots Date: Sun Mar 30 06:36:49 2003 Message: It may interest the media to know that I am a self-promoting, self-publicist. Have you any ideas about what you may have beamed off to other planets in the Universe? If you had not done all those things behind my back - of which I was perfectly aware of - thank you - and if you had listened to my advice then we would not be entering a legal courtroom phase. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Media Idiots and Scientists! Date: Sun Mar 30 07:39:58 2003 Message: Imagine the scenario of a relay system and along that relay system communication is possible at a velocity in excess of the velocity of light (approx. 186,000 m.p.s.) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: X To: ALL Date: Sun Mar 30 07:55:58 2003 Message: LOL ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Media Idiots Subject: Nice intro. to your studios wasn't it? Date: Sun Mar 30 15:42:19 2003 Message: Goodbye http://www.afghan-government.com I've worked it all out! Thankfully everyone else has too and we're all glad the Iraqi war never started ... ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Justice To: X Date: Sun Mar 30 17:34:56 2003 Message: Is that the best you have to offer? That is pretty weak. I thought you would be more of a challenge. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Assholes Subject: What have you done to me? Date: Sun Mar 30 20:12:01 2003 Message: WELL HERE'S YOUR FUCKING ANSWER FREAKS! (By the way I like this site 'cause I don't have to fuck around with fucking forum fucking passwords and all the fucking rest of it.) http://www.geologie.ens.fr/~kreemer/part1.html *He was dead. Destroyed by order of the court, enforced by the transmission of high-voltage alternating current through the lobes of his brain. Approximately 800 mills of amperage at durations of 0.5 to 1.5 seconds had been applied on twenty-eight consecutive occasions, in a process known technologically as ``Annihilation ECS.'' A whole personality had been liquidated without a trace in a technologically faultless act that has defined our relationship ever since. I have never met him. Never will. 0.8A* *When you die kiss goodbye to your personality forever!* *Long live your Identity...* 1825 V at approximately 7.5 A for 30 s, then 240 V at approximately 1.5 A for 60 s, a 5 second pause intervenes, and the cycle is repeated) *Watch the smoke coming out of his ears! Fuck! That blew me away!* *Psychiatrists are nearly entirely responsible for ruining my life - Fact!* ----------------------------------------------------------------- I am Jesus Christ. I am simply telling you the truth. I do not think there is much exaggeration with these following comments, though make of the above what you will. My opinion presently is that I have been given a great deal of brain damage by various psychiatrists in the UK and in Switzerland. I think this is all down to medications (haldol mostly) administered against my person for many years and they produced severe side effects which were intolerable to put it gently. This is not exaggerated. Why? Because I am recalling these events as they happened and at least I have a good memory and good logic. People want to know if the front of my head presently feels abnormal and I am afraid that the answer is yes. I think there is a possibility of regenerating certain parts of the brain and to this day I am still trying with an assortment of vitamins and various other approaches. In the end brain damage does not matter. What does matter is emotional trauma induced by the very people who considered themselves qualified and therefore the appropriate people to help me. In the end I suppose the description of *lab-rat Jesus* is wholly appropriate. I want them all dead. They have ruined my life so far. Maybe I should sign off as *Hal 9000.* What is your opinion? ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: My lab experiment Date: Mon Mar 31 04:21:01 2003 Message: It's okay. I can still blink and smoke cigarettes and stuff. *Did you have any interesting dreams?* Were they semi-diabolical and not at all the nice fairyland that I promised you? What is this we hear about unerasable grafitti at the top of a concrete stairway near a transportation system? I understand that your dream (if you had one) also involved lying flat in bed ... ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *My l'il Secret Agent suicide squad for the day* Date: Mon Mar 31 04:39:11 2003 Message: Today's link for the uninterested & bored: http://www.radiofrance.fr/parvis/zinxanad.htm But the question is this: Why when you type in [Xanadu Coleridge] at google.com does it come up in 3rd position out of currently 3520 web pages retrieved? Furthermore, where was this satirical take written and when and by whom? ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Georges Malamoud To: Richard Warwick Subject: Je regrette tellement avoir fait ca Richard! Date: Mon Mar 31 04:44:33 2003 Message: *You like the idea of total hypertext poetical navigation but you do not understand french ?* Are you describing Google or something? :) From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *Guess the kilotons!* Date: Mon Mar 31 11:30:36 2003 Message: So just as predicted on examnotes.net atomic force has just been used. Conversely, and to everyone's surprise when you consider my previous hobby, the atomic bomb was dropped on Baghdad. You may or may not already have the footage on your VHS, but in the case that you do you will be observing *the familiar mushroom cloud* The problem here is to try and work out from this footage just how large the explosion was. I have already suggested two methods and one method involves examining the footage frame by frame and seeing how long it takes for the cloud to expand. You will also have to consider the time-lapse of each frame for your VHS for this afternoon's surprise pyschic experiment. Other factors are involved but if you are a budding psychicist :) you might be able to get a good estimate of the kiloton force of this explosion. Can anyone suggest other ways to get at this information? ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *The Atomic Bomb & Missile Club* Subject: *On the Issue of Privacy.* Date: Mon Mar 31 14:09:30 2003 Message: *WARNING: THERE IS A VICIOUS AND UNFOUNDED RUMOR GOING ROUND THAT BECAUSE THE AMERICAN WOMEN LIKE THE WAY I SAY "ATOMIC BOMB" MORE BOMBS HAVE ALREADY BEEN ORDERED! THIS RUMOR HAS NO FOUNDATION IN TRUTH EVEN THOUGH IT MAY APPEAR THAT WE HAVE FINALLY GOT A PROPER "BOMB CLUB" GOING!* The point here is that my sex life past, present and future will remain a mystery forever and ever. I advocate discretion. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Mariah Sullivan Subject: *Satisfy your woman you pindick* Date: Mon Mar 31 14:37:38 2003 Message: The original message was received at Mon, 31 Mar 2003 14:48:37 - 0500 (EST) from [212.134.209.130] ----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors ----- <mariah_sullivan@optonline.net> (reason: 550 5.1.1 unknown or illegal alias: mariah_sullivan@optonline.net) ----- Transcript of session follows ----- ... while talking to vmta.srv.hcvlny.cv.net.: >>> DATA <<< 550 5.1.1 unknown or illegal alias: mariah_sullivan@optonline.net 550 5.1.1 <mariah_sullivan@optonline.net>... User unknown <<< 554 5.5.0 No recipients have been specified. Reporting-MTA: dns; asv4.srv.hcvlny.cv.net Received-From-MTA: DNS; [212.134.209.130] Arrival-Date: Mon, 31 Mar 2003 14:48:37 -0500 (EST) Final-Recipient: RFC822; mariah_sullivan@optonline.net Action: failed Status: 5.1.1 Remote-MTA: DNS; vmta.srv.hcvlny.cv.net Diagnostic-Code: SMTP; 550 5.1.1 unknown or illegal alias: mariah_sullivan@optonline.net Last-Attempt-Date: Mon, 31 Mar 2003 14:48:41 -0500 (EST) Quoting Mariah Sullivan <mariah_sullivan@optonline.net>: > > > *Blank empty void space where the muffled screams of the insane things dreamt now materialised in a universe that must solidify to be God- inspired ... Are now dreamt of openly!* Satisfied? ----------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------

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From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: Let's go kill the BBC ! Date: Sat Mar 15 10:31:05 2003 Message: Manwhile I'm just pissing around. This is a covert mission. Hope you're dead by the end of the week. Can you kill them for me? Let's go kill the BBC! :) Let us go from office to office with a machine gun. Let us do this till they are all dead. Admidst strange scenes & sounds of fucking women ... I had a few of 'em trained up! Remember that? *The S.A.S. go up against God* To organise this event properly we need highly trained soldiers. :) Most have them have fucked off to the Gulf. But there is a residue ... :) I call for two helicopters!!! We don't need more than that ... We just want it done quickly. Take lunch then! That is an order! Then let's go kill I.T.V.! You want justification: What do we need the media for anyway? We have the internet. I suppose they are good for entertainment & some blood sports. But that's about it. Compromise? Okay. :) Let's mow down all the responsible ones. i.e. anyone directly involved in this bugging equipment charade. We'll just blindfold them and line them up against a wall ... Sounds about right to me. I don't have time for long & expensive legal battles. Goodnight. That's my honest opinion indeed. Can't think of anything to add except that I am still working on this afterlife issue. If I could somehow communicate with the dead I'll let you know how you survived! :) Would the candidates for the death sect please stand up! We'll get you soon. ----------------------------------------------------------------- From: Richard Warwick To: All Subject: *Pray for a Miracle* Date: Thu Apr 3 11:02:05 2003 Message: Now. Concerning the blonde girl in the wheelchair at ASDA. (She has a nice smile!) Let us all pray for a miracle. Maybe nothing will happen ... *There are NO guarantees* But it is worth a try. The only person who will not pray will be herself in this. To pray it is essential that we have silence ... Do not say anything Simply reflect - (you do not need to participate if you don't want to or if you are busy) It doesn't matter precisely when or how long you do this for. If you have a quiet spot of today then use that time to consider the state of the world. What do you want for the world? How are you going to help? Too much help is misguided - reflect on that too. Could one not conclude that it is better to do nothing? Indeed! That is precisely what you are doing. If the result is failure we will all try again another day .. That is my prayer. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: U.S.A. Subject: *Prepare yourselves for casualties .. * Date: Thu Apr 3 12:06:36 2003 Message: Shall we lay siege to Baghdad? Watch yourselves as you get picked off with high-powered rifles. Shall we invade into the streets? Watch yourselves as you get picked off with high-powered rifles. Conclusion: Your bombing raids and the killing and maiming of the innocent has real consequences ... ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: U.S.A. Subject: *Solution: Prepare yourselves for casualties .. * Date: Thu Apr 3 12:14:58 2003 Message: Easy! Pull back and call it quits. But will you listen? *Let's find out!* :) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Citizens of London, U.K. Subject: *I wish to allay fears.* Date: Thu Apr 3 12:24:07 2003 Message: I wish to allay fears. Though there is plenty of things wrong with the world noone is going to try anything on me anymore. This statement *now that he has a voice - people will simply try to punish him for it* is incorrect because they have heard that voice and that voice cannot therefore be harmed. There is still a slight risk with the occasional individual who could be considered unbalanced but security is tight albeit near invisible as I make my first public appearances around the Croydon area. *The April's fool joke really was a joke (however, being chief architect of Microsoft *for the day* was fun! Obviously I cannot start taking on a million more responsibilities though.) ... but the prayer was real.* My advice is to be very careful using the tube in London. It is up to you but you may wish to seek alternative transport. I feel that any form of a radioactive attack on the public in London is extremely slim. Since noone wants to see me proved wrong, I would like to assure the public that everything thought necessary is being done in the way of security tightening presently. *The catch? The Spiritual Realm. Or have you forgotten?* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: Aeons ago. Another time. Another galaxy ... Subject: *Bring down the Spaceship!* Date: Thu Apr 3 12:54:41 2003 Message: Iraq vs. US with a little bit of UK thrown in ... Who is going to win? :) *There is something wrong with my micro-processor.* Or is there? ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *WARNING! BEWARE OF THE FANTASIST!* Date: Thu Apr 3 13:48:08 2003 Message: Nothing is impossible .. The truth is that I really have seen a space-ship. I saw it coincidentally enough during a full moon on the 19th of February 2003. It was lurking over Selhurst stadium. Yes! It really was a material superimposition on the sky by the mind's eye. It furthermore served no useful military purpose and was probably a harbringer of news from the future. It was approximately the size of a football stadium .. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Monkey Robots Date: Sat Apr 5 04:17:51 2003 Message: *Morning Monkey Robots!* Is there something wrong with your micro-processor today? Frankly, it has me baffled too! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Helen of Troy To: My dear husband! Subject: *Black Mass Time Again* Date: Sat Apr 5 04:19:30 2003 Message: Richard, *Let's play Russian Roulette! ... You go first.* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Helen of Troy To: All Subject: *Russian Roulette* Date: Sat Apr 5 04:38:24 2003 Message: *I know - it's true!* I pulled the trigger at ... YOU!!! Your turn. Let's play Russian Roulette! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Helen of Troy To: All Subject: *Russian Roulette* Date: Sat Apr 5 04:49:17 2003 Message: Nice try! But you missed! Reason? I don't exist. My move. Let's play Russian Roulette! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: All Subject: *Russian Roulette* Date: Sat Apr 5 04:55:05 2003 Message: Hope you enjoyed the performance! :) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: om/cf To: Richard Warwick Date: Sat Apr 5 09:29:03 2003 Message: Ever play Russian Roulette with a semi-auto? Its a much more challenging game than with a revolver! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: jimbo To: ragheads Date: Sat Apr 5 13:28:17 2003 Message: Shoot the pregnant ones too, stop the fuckers breeding ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: om/cf Date: Sat Apr 5 15:03:03 2003 Message: Ever play Russian Roulette with a semi-auto? Its a much more challenging game than with a revolver! --------------------------------------------------------------- Been there. Done that. Will now congratulate whomsoever managed the above BK X-version satire. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: All Subject: *This is the Spirit of Freedom.* Date: Sat Apr 5 15:13:22 2003 Message: *Welcome if you have just joined us!* :) I shall be reporting some news tonight. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: All Subject: *Satan, you really are crazy!* :) Date: Sat Apr 5 16:48:53 2003 Message: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF- 8&q=warwick+%22international+school+of+geneva% 22&btnG=Google+Search ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: All Subject: Iraqi war news tonight Date: Sat Apr 5 16:49:50 2003 Message: *DISCLAIMER: UM, DON'T BLAME ME .. BLAME THE PESKY B.B.C* (1) Baghdad airport not taken tonight still. (2) A British journalist taunts as he states that he will only believe that there is an American presence in Baghdad when he sees it with his own eyes. (3) Meanwhile, British forces capture members of an Iraqi political strand and place bags over their heads and use nylon handcuffs in a completely vain attempt to make it look as though they are about to be executed. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: Post Watershed Blues? Subject: *I liked the bit about the 70 sfrs students!* :) Date: Sat Apr 5 17:01:44 2003 Message: *DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT CONTRIBUTE TO THIS LINK* NB the "Tribune de Geneve" is a daily newspaper concentrating on Swiss and Geneva news. Tonight's link for the disinterested & bored. http://www.worldsexguide.org/geneva.txt.html *Date: Wed, 12 Mar 1997 22:22:11 +0100 Subject: Prostitution in Geneva Hello, You can find some good address in the "Tribune de Geneve", the girls work in their appart. Some young students very beautyful and with very good prices (about 70 FS for fucking in her bedroom) good luck* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: All Date: Sat Apr 5 18:56:10 2003 Message: That's it for tonight. I tried my best to find some interesting things to post up. I did find some interesting things on the internet tonight though in my estimation they provided lean fodder for thought. The fact is that I just feel tired now, hence that's it. By the way, I was simply reporting things and kept things therefore void of my opinion. I am not trying to blacklist the *Tribune de Geneve* which is a perfectly acceptable newspaper. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Robot Monkeys :) Subject: At least you got the name right! Date: Sun Apr 6 08:47:17 2003 Message: Subject: Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzusssssssss! Date: Sat Apr 5 20:12:04 2003 Message: This is fucking pathetic! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Yes! But just as I said it was *The Spirit of Freedom* Kazaa vs. mp3.com Who is going to win? :) Today's link for the disinterested & bored: http://genres.mp3.com/download_charts/ From: Richard Warwick To: All Subject: *Renouncement* Date: Sun Apr 6 16:22:10 2003 Message: I hereby renounce you all. *Principally this is a privacy issue.* It also involves noise pollution, spitting at me, denying me money owed ... etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. You don't listen to me or take me seriously. You dare to be jealous of the fact that I have nothing materially - and the talents that I do have I spent years cultivating. You don't care for my talents either! You are selfish & evil! If you think you are an exception then e-mail me. That is my move. Now if you want to call this *the Secret Agent game* or if you want to call it *Russian roulette* it's all the same to me. I'm afraid you have run out of moves. A shame because I wished this game went on eternally! Don't you? ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: All Subject: *Just call me your whore* Date: Sun Apr 6 16:32:16 2003 Message: I have decided to sell my body to the 1st available, disease free, reasonably attractive and intelligent woman. The price? 75 Billion US dollars. (Or convert into Sterling.) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Satan To: Subject: *Q. an A. with your host Satan* Date: Sun Apr 6 16:46:00 2003 Message: Q. Can you do a discount day? A. It is possible that I consider a 10% discount. I understand that people are worried about the possible effect on the world's economy. Q. What does *renounce* mean exactly? A. It means you must pay lots of money to sleep with me. Q. Why does noise bother you in your home? A. Shutup! Q. Why should I not be spitting at you or in your presence? A. It is against the Law of the Land. Q. Who do you think owes you money? A. You tell me. Q. Why are you not going to sue Barclays? A. They are my bank and I will have to stash the US 75 billion somewhere. Q. I hear you fixed your computer. How did you feel about this? A. Fucked up! That was the last question. Thank-you and goodnight. Sleep tight, don't have too much sex, and Satan bless! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *What I truly feel* Date: Sun Apr 6 16:56:25 2003 Message: I just feel numb! I no longer care about anyone or anything. Far from *sorting things out in my head* I will propose to you that there was never anything to *sort out*. Things just keep getting worse and worse when it comes to my opinion of people around me. True, I am thankful that people are no longer trying to kill me, however it is now slight things like spitting or shouting at my back that I find utterly repulsive and abhorrent. Things can only get worse and will most certainly continue that way for a while in my opinion. At least I will try and post up some humourous stuff on the internet soon. Under the circumstances it is the best I can do. The Truth? You are just shooting yourselves in the foot because of the inaction of people who are in responsible positions and should know better and be capable of positive action. Apart from feeling numb I feel hateful, spiteful, revengeful etc. i.e. very human qualities! Remember that when I make a decision then at that moment I have finalised it unless there is an extremely (i.e. better) reason to later counter it ... Though I no longer feel at mortal risk, I still indeed do believe that this whole thing is spinning out of control on an emotional level for example. I cannot really offer any advice because I know that even if I give the same advice a million times it still goes completely unheeded. Otherwise I would. Believe me. In the coming days I will consider these important issues again and try to come up with some form of redress. Unfortunately, it just seems to have more and more of a psychologically isolating effect on me which I know that ultimately is permanent. I will promise you however that I will do what I can. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *Some of the things whispered to me through the walls can be beautiful, scared and funny!* Date: Sun Apr 6 17:24:17 2003 Message: Let's at least be balanced about this: I appreciate the sometimes and very fleeting presence of one or two women that I vaguely know when I go shopping. There are groups of people in Croydon who are clearly on my side. ASDA and the place (which I will not name) where I get beer & cigarettes have shown me kindness. *Some of the things whispered to me through the walls can be beautiful, scared and funny!* As I have already stated though, as far as I am concerned, *the Past simply can never be consolidated.* This means a failure of sorts to put it mildly. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *Judgement Time* Date: Sun Apr 6 17:39:36 2003 Message: First on the war in the Persian Gulf: it is my considered opinion and conclusion that whatever the outcome of this war, in the end you are only fighting yourselves. On *the B.B.C.* : attempting real improvements in the quality of their presentations and their attempts to cut to the chase regarding propoganda are honourable. However, they have not swung into their roles properly. What are those roles? Wholesale accusations and denial of anything beyond the absolute material proof demanded on behalf of so many! On political leaders: the main leaders presently involved in this conflict have acted with conviction. The statement is short and only considers the current conflict. I believe that my presence in the UK has produced exceptional difficulties, the like of which have never been seen - and therefore I reserve judgement. On spin: Did you ever meet anyone calling himself *Secret Agent*? He could show you a thing or two ... On the fighting forces: I understand what is involved. Also, because you know about me I give you hope. I hope for a speedy resolution to this conflict but things have got so out of hand for me that what I can do is very limited. On the bloodshed of the innocent: *May God judge upon you!* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: Subject: *It's a pretty big one too in my honest opinion.* Date: Sun Apr 6 18:22:07 2003 Message: *This is indeed a developing story.* (I) Did you notice that the green jet that was reported to be the 1st 'plane to have landed at the newly named *Baghdad airport* :) had all of its elevator missing? That must have been one hell of a landing! :) *The "newly taken" ... "Baghdad Airport" ... has been taken, has been taken ... Sleep now! ... Hush child ...* There! Fast asleep! ;) (II) Renegade US pilots have so far killed a few UK soldiers in tanks near Basra a couple of days ago ... (these guys are seriously nuts!!!) ... tonight they dropped a rather large bomb on the heads of some Kurds and some US Special Force soldiers ... I love the shit they deal up! *Long live the mad US fighter jet pilots!* I recommend that when they court martial you, simply pull out a semi-automatic and plug them between the eyes ... Just pile the bodies up! lol ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: Subject: *Tonight's Psychic Exercise* Date: Sun Apr 6 18:41:16 2003 Message: Tonight's Psychic Exercise involves lighting a candle without lighting up yourself, your partner and/or the adjoining room and muttering some shit about how Jesus came back for you. (Standby 999! No doubt some people will screw this up and set their neighbours ablaze!) *There is no acting challenger but you, yourself.* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *Strange kind of Sunday - encounter next a stranger one indeed!* Date: Sun Apr 6 18:57:44 2003 Message: Midnight! Does the Bell toll for you? I know that there is work to be done in the Name of God! Jesus Christ Himself has spoken! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *Anyone for Divine powers?* Date: Mon Apr 7 04:31:51 2003 Message: Here's the list: (1) Smart as hell. (2) Fixed my computer yesterday - sort of: it boots now but still goes down at unexpected moments. (3) Pretty good at astral projection and reading peoples' minds. That's your lot! Have a nice time at the zoo then. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: All those fantastic, budding mediums out there! :) Subject: Today's psychic exercise: How to disprove that *Chemical Ali* has been carrying out mass killings for years and years Date: Mon Apr 7 08:22:11 2003 Message: !!! Ready? ... Drop bombs ... Good! :) Today's psychic exercise: How to disprove that *Chemical Ali* has been carrying out *mass killings for years and years* as reported by example on B.B.C. 1 during the 1 o' clock news, Monday April 07, 2003 1st? ... Drop bombs ... :) Now! No! Already have! Anyway, click on *Advanced Search* having prior to this navigated to the following URL: http://www.google.com/ When you're there then write in the following Search term in the text input box labeled *with the exact phrase*: Chemical Ali Having done this then choose *past three months* from the dropdown selection box labeled *Date Return web pages updated in the ...* Submit this query with the *Google Search* button and note how many web pages are returned. Do the whole thing again but choose the default *Date* selection which is *Anytime* When I did this just now I found the difference in the number of web pages returned to be 590 ... approximately one tenth of the total number of pages returned each time. One must conclude that the one they call *Chemical Ali* has only recently begun his mass killings career. :) !!! From: Secret Agent To: Date: Mon Apr 7 11:46:51 2003 Message: !!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: Date: Mon Apr 7 11:56:21 2003 Message: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/2925375.stm *He was given the name "Chemical Ali" after a gas attack that killed thousands of Kurds in 1988.* ... we're on a covert mission for God! ... covert mission for God! .. tra la la ... ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: Date: Mon Apr 7 11:57:34 2003 Message: !!! From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *Phone a friend?* Date: Mon Apr 7 13:44:45 2003 Message: (I) How are you doing with your *messianic* disaster campaign? (II) How many churches built in my name? (III) What is the major religion of the world? If you can answer these questions three ... then you've just solved the Riddle of the Sphinx! Congratulations! Here's a million pounds. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *Still twiddling your thumbs?* Subject: *On the "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" case that just wound up a few minutes ago.* Date: Mon Apr 7 13:58:55 2003 Message: Did you spot the unanswerable question? (I know that many people have but for the elucidation of the masses:) *(II) How many churches built in my name?* Hola media scrum! Thank God I am not in the thick of that! Though one wonders just why ... :) In brief, I expressed doubts about this case from the start because I felt that the book that was published signaled a problem. I watched some TV coverage and read a couple of newspaper articles. Because I felt I may have interfered I delivered specific instructions that the case should be tried on the evidence alone and to disregard my opinions. Naturally, the trial judge did that too - but probably restressed this point several times. In my judgement, the chance of an appeal being successful is nil but give it a shot by all means. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: *More aficionados of free entertainment ...* Subject: *WARNING! THIS IS THE AQUARIAN CONSPIRACY* Date: Mon Apr 7 18:05:37 2003 Message: ALL I CAN SAY IS, IF YOU'RE WATCHING CNN, OR FOXNEWS, AND YOU'RE WATCHING AN ORIENTAL GIRL, WITH RED HAIR, TELLING YOU ABOUT TRUTH, IT MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO REVISE SOME IDEAS ABOUT MEDIA TRUTHS. ----------------------------------------------------------------- I have been found out! You see, that is me! The oriental girl with the red hair spouting nonsense from the TV! This leads us to the inevitable conclusion: *WARNING! THIS IS THE AQUARIAN CONSPIRACY* :) (Meaning rather that my name is not Helen.) So we have all properly realised that along we were filming from the planet Xanadu? *There is no shadow of a doubt in my mind that we are all dead.* Good. :) You know too that my hair is dyed? If you do not realise this then you need to know: All along we were actually fighting the North Korean war. It was hellish to fake it ... Truly I am from Xanadu: the oriental look and the dyed red hair proves it. Most of it is old footage from the original Iraqi war: We just used clever cinema effects to make it look like I am oriental. We just revamped some of it and stuck some people in Tunisia into the desert with an 8mm *SuperEight* and told them to get on with it. We gave them some guns and tanks and they are nearly all converted to Buddhism now! We have unscrewed the caps off quite a lot of alcoholic beverages because the pain is diabolical ... :) We are taking care of their wives for them and have arranged some proper life insurance. *Is faster than light travel possible?* I have not got a clue but I am definitely oriental ... From: Richard Warwick To: Justice Subject: Some gibberish for you. Date: Mon Apr 7 19:06:55 2003 Message: There may or may not be WMD but I think in either case that Bush doesn't really care. I think that is why they also threw in the fact that they were liberating the people of Iraq just in case WMD were not found. I am starting to share your feelings of no chemical or biological weapons in Iraq. The early reports suggesting that they found some suspected chemicals but they turned out to be pesticides. There are other reports but we will have to wait and see what they find. I support the war in Iraq but I wouldn't be surprised if the coalition forces plant some chemicals in Iraq just to make themselves look good. ---------------------------------------------------------------- I told you my main aliases on this site. *Richard Warwick* is my real name as I have also stated prior. The fact is that President Bush went into this war fully aware of my presence. Take a look at him laughing on the lawn between the helicopter and the White House for example. It is important to know that he was not laughing in a malicious way. Observe the very peculiar happenings at the Church service just as the war starts! He knows that he now owes me 75 US billion dollars and I am sure it is just killing him now ... :) I don't think the coalition forces will plant chemical weapons but they might (continue) to make out that there are WMD. As I again stated, I am sort of an *active observer* in the present conflict. I am however keen to see this end soon with minimised casualties, and it is my belief that there is a genuine problem here. ================================================================ *So we have all properly realised that along we were filming from the planet Xanadu?* Should read: *So we have all properly realised that all along we were filming from the planet Xanadu?* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: *Space-Bitch* Subject: *Where is Saddam Hussein?* Date: Mon Apr 7 19:23:41 2003 Message: I have received permission from ... Could it be? Saddam Hussein ... :) To report his whereabouts: Okay then! (fucking crazy I think but he said go for it!) :) Baghdad actually ... Quick! Get bomb on him! Do not cut green insulation wire thx! :) *Bring down the space-ship?* *Flee from the epicentre?* *Do not pass go and collect 2000?* *The whole world watches and wonders as space-bitch finally makes her grand entree!* :) P.S. My darling Helen. Do attempt to avoid the epicentre. Thx. We will have dinner soon at the restaurant of your choice. I will be the one with the red carnation in my top pocket at Victoria Station. You can't miss me like that. Love you to bits! It has been so so long my darling but finally we are reunited! lol

From: Colonel Sanders
To: All KFC Fans
Subject: Chickin' Time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Tue May 20 19:27:15 2003
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How To Fuck A Chicken Okay, the first thing we've got to get straight here (besides your dick, you can get it up for a chicken, can't you?) is that you need to somehow acquire a chicken of the correct gender and condition. It has to be a hen, you know, female. A rooster (boy chicken) will not do, so forget it fag! Neither will a pullet (teenage girl chicken) do it for you. No, it has to be a mature female chicken that lays eggs! Nothing else will do the trick you pervert. Now, chickens are monotremes. No, that's not contagious. A monotreme is an animal with only one sewer pipe. That's right, a chicken only has one hole down there for your pleasure. The reason you need an egg-laying hen is that she is accustomed to opening up that hole every day to squeeze out an egg that is approximately the same diameter as the average dick. That might be too big of a hole for some of you pencil puds, but read on. Presuming that you have obtained a proper object of affection, the next subject of discussion is one that you will really like: bondage. You need to carefully and securely tie up the chicken's wings and feet, especially the feet. First tie the wings together at their bases, as tight as you can get them, then wrap the whole thing in duct tape. You in a band? You always have duct tape if you're in a band. Or is it duck tape? Does anyone out there plow ducks? Don't tell me, just send pictures. Anyway, after tying the wings securely, tie the feet strongly together leaving plenty of extra cord. Bring the chicken's feet forward to the head, then take a wrap of the cords around the base of the neck and then tie them together wrapped around the base of the wings. Lastly, wrap the feet thoroughly with duct tape. Why all this bondage and tapeage? Besides the fun of it, it's necessary to keep your balls and tender inner thighs from getting ripped to shreds. Those are claws on the ends of that chicken's feet and she's not going to like it very much if you rape her. The tied wings keep them from flapping and beating the hell out of you (like you deserve), besides they make a convenient handle. You are now ready to fuck your first chicken. All you need now is a hard-on and some lubricunt (sic). I can't help you with the hard-on, give yourself a hand. As for the lubricunt, Your hen doesn't think you are Billy (admiring the mirror) Idol or even Evan (Mr. Sensitivity) Dando. She ain't gonna get wet for you, dude. Smear lots of Vaseline on your pecker, lube the chicken chute and push. You got the whole thing in? Damn, you got a short little pud! Chickens aren't very deep. If you were a real man, you'd have barely more than the head in. But then, if you were a real man, you wouldn't be raping chickens now would you? Your grip should be one hand around the base of the chicken's neck, the other holding the tied-together wings. Short strokes or you'll pop out. Oh yeah, you're only capable of short strokes, I forgot. Now cums the fun (and really brutal) part. You've got to time this just right: when you are there and you're almost ready to shoot, use your non-wings hand to break the chicken's neck. As she dies she will convulse and undergo muscular spasms. Some of these spasms will be contractions around your dick and if you time it exactly right they will occur as you cum. I believe it was that old fag Oscar Wilde who said "You always kill the thing you love." In this case, you can not only kill but also pluck, eviscerate and devour the thing you love. Most of you are such lame urbanites that you wouldn't have the necessary skills to butcher a dead lover. Jeffery Dahmer is dead, so he isn't able to advise you. Just throw her in the garbage you wasteful twerp. Maybe it would be a good idea to carefully conceal her in a garbage bag or something, the neighbors might talk. You have now fucked your first chicken. Don't you feel really good about yourself now, Chicken Boy?

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----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: Subject: *You want to know when...* Date: Mon Apr 7 20:13:55 2003 Message: All I can say is that my experience of Connex South East has been notorious in the depth of misery upon the service ... Helen! I am so sorry! How can you ever possibly forgive me? I know! E-mail me. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: *Shuddup Michele Hussein* :) Subject: *Michele Hussein is truly Helen of Troy! The most beautiful woman in the world!* Date: Mon Apr 7 20:24:20 2003 Message: lol !!! Or something ... (NB the three pointed exclamation effect is simply to ensure that our enemies in Xanadu get the upper-hand in the galaxial conflict.) Suicidal? No. But I need to hurry this thing along ... Aww, Shuddup Michele Hussein! Stop laughing Michele Hussein! This is NOT I repeat NOT funny. Okay? Good. :) *Let us proceed* :) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: Subject: *Any last regrets?* Date: Mon Apr 7 20:32:34 2003 Message: Tomorrow we really will all die. Sorry? Yes I am. Any last regrets? Actually yes ... I never finished installing the operating system on my backup computer ... It was all because of a neutronium bomb. I think it really really sucks! But in case you are wondering you will die instantaneously. This is the nature of the neutronium bomb: To all intents and purposes it is radiationless. Listen to the Scientists. They will tell you ... ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *Neutronium bomb anyone?* Subject: *I was just wondering if you would like a neutronium bomb.* Date: Tue Apr 8 05:05:07 2003 Message: Hey Secret Agent wingnut...did you drop the shit from hell on a house in Baghdad tonight? Hell no! Wasn't no pshyco-dreamy "neutronium bomb" but was the reality of four, two thousand pound bunker-buster bombs. Thats gonna be some fuckin' DNA mess there...LOL!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- You fool OM/CF or whatever the hell your name is! Today's URL for all those who are receiving bombs on their head today! :) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/middle_east/2002/conflict_wit h_iraq/at_a_glance/default.stm Quoting: *0155: The Pentagon says US warplanes have targeted Baghdad location where Saddam Hussein, his two sons and other top Iraqi leaders are believed to be. 0100: Five huge explosions heard in western Baghdad, around presidential palace, and fire is blazing in the area, reports AFP.* So we had a few bombs dropped on top of Saddam Hussein's head. He thanks us for the lovely effort but would ask us all to consider why the bombs missed. Maybe some clues later .. ;) From: Seth To: *Oh yeah, I get it! He's in the New Testament." Subject: *Meet your very own imaginary friend!* Date: Tue Apr 8 18:08:59 2003 Message: Greetings if you have just joined us! This is a story developing on rather a slow simmer ... Just my opinion. :) Tonight I'd like to introduce to you an old Biblical favourite of mine. I wrote him up myself once and for fun I used to call him *Simon the Magus.* Here goes: *WARNING! THIS IS A DAMAGE LIMITATION EXERCISE.* *DISCLAIMER: THIS GUY CALLED SIMON M. TOLD ME TO DO IT.* If I pointed a handgun at you and threatened to pull the trigger then it is my considered opinion that you would STILL not be capable of following my direction. Are you all paying attention? Look over there! Quick! No. You missed it. What was it? Forgot already ... :) Simon says "dance a merry freaking jig" Simon says "just call me your new messiah of the world ... " Simon says "tell me more about the financial wealth I am about to gain ... " ... (this makes him laugh you see!) "Shutup!" Actually. :) Simon says "listen to me!" ... (this causes him a fit of giggles because he now knows he can sue you all!) Simon says "stop calling me your new fucking ruler and look whaddya doin' to her!" :) Simon says "DON'T listen to me!" ... (Oops! too late) lol Simon says "sing with me!" ... "we're on a covert mission for God! tra la la" ... "covert mission for God! ... tra la la" ... "covert mission for God!" Do this infinitely!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Coordinators & media Subject: Comments Date: Tue Apr 8 18:15:04 2003 Message: Comments on posting with Subject *Meet your very own imaginary friend!* I hope you see the humour. Noone is supposed to take it seriously! Correction. Since these are supposed to be at least semi-serious notes then *Noone is supposed to take it personally! * Look at the deliberate contradictions in the posting. What a mess! Let us consider this *covert* issue a little closer: NB *covert* to all intents and purposes simply means *secret.* (1) I am aware that when I switch on the TV that I am pretty much an open book. That is fine by me. Why? Because when I don't want to be read I can simply switch off the TV. (2) If people on TV can see what I am writing or doing on my computer then clearly that is fine by me too. Otherwise I declare the whole lot off limits from my computer. Simply wait for me to post on the internet or send e-mail which I know bounce all over the place. The reason why I declare it off limits is that I know better than anyone what is best for all. It is that simple. Take it or leave it. (3) I would be better off in accomodation with good sound- proofing and a decent security aspect within the design of the building. You can either watch me do it or help me financially. Your choice. Your call. I simply cannot abide by noise around me in private. You are severely screwing with me. (That's the damage limitation part - you just have to admit it and get on with it and hope things get better in the future.) In the meantime I purchased headphones as a pitiful kind of interim solution. (4) Now I do actually enjoy what some of the women visitors - and indeed even some of the men - have to say to me. Since this appears to be just about my only human company on the face of the Earth then it might as well continue for now but in respectful moderation please. Thank-you. I know these words sound harsh but they are reflecting my present mood. To cheer you up? Okay then, you might as well have it here, My official title truly is: *My Lord, Richard Warwick* I was declared this tonight. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Tue Apr 8 21:24:49 2003 Message: It means ... Hi there *dead dude* That is what it means! *******THE END******* From: Richard Warwick To: *The Creatures of Central London* Subject: *HOW TO DROP A NUCLEAR BOMB* Date: Wed Apr 9 04:58:57 2003 Message: *HOW TO DROP A NUCLEAR BOMB* When the nuclear device exploded I had already hit the fringes of the countryside and found myself in a park. There I met with a few people that had had the sense to live around there in the first place. As so often not with these kinds of devices a proper series of warnings was delivered. You were all duped and listened to the advice of others. This advice consisted of getting away from the probable epicentre. You cowered in streets in the dark nearby. You saw two aeroplanes fly overhead. One of them was about to make hay ... What was not properly realised is that you were dealing with a multi-kiloton nuclear bomb explosion. When the nuclear bomb fell to the ground a process known as a chain reaction was already well under way. Millions were killed in the nuclear explosion. The bomb detonated in Central London last night or during the morning of Wednesday the 9th of April 2003. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *The Creatures of Central London* Subject: *Explanation and Comfort for you.* Date: Wed Apr 9 05:15:20 2003 Message: *DISCLAIMER: I AM POSTING WHAT SOME PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO DESCRIBE AS POETRY ON AN OBSCURE INTERNET WEB SITE.* (1) I don't care if a real nuclear bomb drops on your head, anyone's head or mine. (2) In truth a neutronium bomb went off in your heads last night. If you had bothered listening to me, acting on my advice and actually doing something for me (apart from ASDA and the beer-run shop) then this event need never have occurred. (3) Since this neutronium bomb has proved insufficient we shall simply employ a bigger one next time. However, the choice is yours ... ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *The Creatures of Central London* Subject: *HOW TO SOLVE A PRIVACY ISSUE* Date: Wed Apr 9 05:48:16 2003 Message: *HOW TO SOLVE A PRIVACY ISSUE* *OR HOW YOUR TREATMENT OF THE NEW MESSIAH MAKES HIM GIGGLE AT THE WOMEN* Here is one practical solution that I provided a few days ago. All you had to do was to credit my account with about half a million pounds Sterling. I would then have proceeded to quickly purchase a property in the Croydon area that had a suitably sound-proofed basement or akin. You did not act on my advice because my current accounts (the only two active bank accounts I have in the world still have a couple of fairly nasty holes in them today.) As an interim solution and being practically minded, I have purchased head-phones to at least try and drown out some of the noise when I am watching TV. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *The Creatures of Central London* Subject: *How sick can you get?* Date: Wed Apr 9 06:04:20 2003 Message: *DISCLAIMER: HOW SICK CAN YOU GET?* I think the question is whether these postings are actually connecting to me as the real, physical person. I am perfectly capable of carrying out a relationship with a woman. However, it suffices to have observed me outside (or if you have not then get your own personal spy-camera at the ready) to realise that it is true. Amen. Thanks a lot. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *The Creatures of Central London* Subject: *Black Mass* Date: Wed Apr 9 06:12:16 2003 Message: To really ram it down your throats then let me tell you that I have no intention whatsoever of carrying out any kind of a relationship with any woman whether called Helen, Simon or masquerading as a bull terrier called Paul. I hope you enjoyed *Black Mass.* It's all true because I say it is. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: To: Date: Wed Apr 9 06:25:28 2003 Message: kill urself pussy. do the right thing for once. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Satan To: Subject: *Yes! I commited Suicide and I am well fucked now!* Date: Wed Apr 9 06:47:16 2003 Message: *SAMPLE: ANYONE FOR SOME GROOVY E-MAIL HEADERS* *F.B.I. ANYONE???* The following is in essence what I received in my BlueYonder e- mail account this morning: Received: from pictland.com ([61.11.77.179]) by blueyonder.co.uk with Microsoft SMTPSVC(5.5.1877.757.75); Wed, 9 Apr 2003 11:32:50 +0100 Date: Tue, 8 Apr 2003 09:43:56 -0600 From: "Angie Bisset" <znifea@pictland.com> To: <richard.warwick@blueyonder.co.uk> Subject: inside Aunt Message-ID: <20030408094356.YGllyVWYjSnY@pictland.com> Content-type: text/plain Return-Path: znifea@pictland.com http://peemafeaf.lewdmother.com/ ........ (spam comes here) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *WE CALL FOR A BUDGET* Subject: *Hope you paid your TV licence!* Date: Wed Apr 9 06:50:26 2003 Message: *WE CALL FOR A BUDGET* 12:30 pm The 9th of April 2003. Meanwhile examine the following material evidence and laugh with me at your political leaders! I am laughing my head off! Too funny! It's a *do not miss* show on your TV today in Great Britain. At a Glance Account Name Your Details MR RICHARD WARWICK 20-24-61 60938440 - 1,054.83 current balance MR RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK 20-24-61 40774162 - 89.73 current balance MR RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK 20-24-61 45963265 n/a current balance ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: Subject: OMG! It's the G.O.B.B.O.G. effect! :) Date: Wed Apr 9 07:02:55 2003 Message: Screeeech ..... !!! If you're planning the heist of the Millenium: *WEIRD SCENES INSIDE THE GOLD MINE ...* I hear complaints! *Thought we did that bit already ... the snake was that nasty little polluted river in Geneva ... and there you were by the Franco/Swiss border with Dawn's children scattered and bleeding on the Route Blanche or something ... ???* Shutup! *Gimme the fucking microphone - I'll do this!* I'll hit you with a fucking sceptre .. Last instructions: drink much brandy, pray and hope that you don't meet G.O.B.B.O.G. !!! From: Richard Warwick To: *Budget verdict* Subject: *Duel time at the insane asylum formerly known as parliament* Date: Wed Apr 9 07:38:12 2003 Message: Dear Gordon, You could hike the price of cigarettes up to 2000 pounds Sterling a packet for all I care. Meanwhile, I am preparing a real legal case against the Inland Revenue ... Lots of love, Richie Babe ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *FUCKERS* Subject: *SACRILEGE MEANS WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME. GET IT FUCKERS?* Date: Wed Apr 9 13:59:06 2003 Message: Since we're so happy about Baghdad and toppling statues and stuff I reworked *The Crystal Ship* for ya's!! :) Enjoy. THE LUCKY DIP Before you slip into unconciousness, I'd like another pack of crisps, Another pack of Walker's crisps. Or another dish Anooother dish!!! The way is bright and without your name. The time you flushed it down the drain was tooo ... Insane!!! ... I'll eat your brain ... ... I'll eat your brain ...... (Chorus: sing together kids! :)) YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM!!! YUUUUMM, YUUUUMM, YUUUUMM, YUUUUMM YUUUUMM, YUUUUMM, YUUUUMM La la la la laa! O tell me where your bathroom lies, If I can't get down soon my fly, I'll surely die, I'll surely DIEEEE!!! The Crystal shit-hole is being filled. A thousand crys, a thousand groans! I get a million or so dead each time. When we get back I'll chop a line. Dedicated to every single woman on the planet who will never eat dinner with me either. Is that really confirmed then m'lordie? Fuck ya! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *Anyone for another neutronium bomb?* Subject: On the posting: *SACRILEGE ... Date: Wed Apr 9 15:47:45 2003 Message: *WARNING: THIS IS NOT A GAME!* Comments: as you can see I have refused to have any kind of a relationship with a woman ever. Why? You don't listen to my direction so I have poured scorn on you all. I hope it screws your mind up because you continue to screw with mine. I am laying plans for legal action against my place of previous employment. Try cergis.com Why bother with the warnings since noone listens or acts on them? Too right! I should simply dispense of them. I will continue to remove large chunks of (what was once) potentially part of our mission later. In the end I can also remove the medical part entirely. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: *Would you like to be a whore for Jesus?* Date: Wed Apr 9 15:56:51 2003 Message: I would like to bid you all a very Good Evening. Tonight's show is called *Be a Whore for Jesus Night.* :) I will soon hand over to Richard who has just started a new career as a holy virgin .... Personally, I think it is nuts. In fact I know beyond all doubt that it is! :) *But he says he will stop at nothing to do his mission thing.* Bless him. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *Instruction manual: How to be a whore for Jesus.* Date: Wed Apr 9 17:02:45 2003 Message: (1) I am making preliminary investigations into whether I should or should not sue my former place of employment from which I resigned. If it should appear so then I shall arrange funding for solicitors to commence the action. I will orchestrate the courtroom scenes prior to this with my solicitors. This time it will be an all women team save one. I have already selected two women solicitors who made their appearance known near the industrial tribunals in Croydon. They should make themselves known again to me because to all intents and purposes the job is theirs. (2) Let's go way off now into Wonderland and consider the following scenario: On the planet Xanadu, Helen is getting no sleep! She keeps yelling *sales culs de merde!!!* ... at the walls ... ... the fact that I now declare you *Man and Monster* though has placed me in something of a bother! :) Feel free to believe the wild dream or not. It is all up to you! But what would you do? Show up on a planet with dream creature denizens ... ... having fucked some shabby whores? What would you do? *Be my whore for Jesus and be my darling US marine virgin!* ;) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *Further Instructions: intergalaxial whoredom.* :) Date: Wed Apr 9 17:52:48 2003 Message: You still need to know about Plan B. Yes! Not as good as Plan A but better than nothing. In this scenario the denizens of Xanadu are simply alien monsters planning to take over the Earth and use us as batteries or something. :) What do we do then? Kill the whole lot. Return back to Earth. Fuck some shabby whores. Amen. lol (But yes! It IS true!) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *Conclusion: How to be a whore for Jesus.* Date: Wed Apr 9 18:01:38 2003 Message: Last night I gave to you my official title. Tonight I will simply declare: *The new messiah is very beautiful.* A woman spoke those words ... ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: look To: Subject: love Date: Wed Apr 9 18:40:30 2003 Message: Please look and love 666 ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: To: Date: Wed Apr 9 18:55:22 2003 Message: Die bitch ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Afterwords Subject: *Whore for Jesus night* lol Date: Wed Apr 9 19:47:58 2003 Message: lol The Truth? *Sex is overrated!* I have had tons of it ... I quit doing that years ago and moved on. Were those statements truly made by a woman? Yes they were! I guess it is something of a leap of faith ... *Whether that voice originates from the planet Xanadu is anybody's guess!* I'm going for it though! :) From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Wed Apr 9 21:34:21 2003 Message: *Explorer is all systems go!* Hi there Seeboard and Blueyonder! You appear to be on the right track ... As for Thames Water you seem to have experienced a momentary loss of pressure ... I'll give you till tomorrow morning to sort it out or I will sue you and the council to hell and back! What do you want fuckers? Want to fuck with Jesus? *I see the Deaths of you! I see your collective suicide in my mind.* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *CRUNCHTIME!!!* Date: Wed Apr 9 21:38:32 2003 Message: Hi there Croydon Council! Now about that flat you gave me that was sub-human ... Any last words before you die and fall like flies??? Meet me real soon fuckers! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Croydon Council Date: Wed Apr 9 21:41:58 2003 Message: *Prepare to DIE!!!* You just wait!!! I'm going to kill you! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Thames Water Date: Wed Apr 9 21:43:39 2003 Message: Better make it REAL snappy because you're on my hit list! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Date: Wed Apr 9 21:45:20 2003 Message: Ladies & Gentlemen, Sit back and relax as I kill Croydon Council. You will enjoy the performance. Monetary issues? Bah! Humbug! Fools! *I got the whole world in my hands.* From: Richard Warwick To: *The Starry-Eyed Club* Subject: *I rewrote the Script 'cause you are all so goddamn lazy!* Date: Thu Apr 10 16:46:54 2003 Message: I will Truly say this shortly at Covent Garden, London: (Piss off B.B.C. One!) *I am my own Lord!* *Self-styled 'Seafood Expert' Messiah at your Service!* :) *We are about to embark on a Great Courtroom Drama to far distant Prison Cells!* Okay Richard! When? Um ... soon. I need to sell a 1st edition and I will be there ... Um ... soon. :) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: To: Date: Thu Apr 10 16:50:18 2003 Message: at least TRY to make sense ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *We go from house to house dragging them all away.* Date: Thu Apr 10 16:48:48 2003 Message: *We call upon the Holy Angels of the Lord!* :) Beware 'Holy Charing Cross Police Station' of the bomb beneath your feet! 'The Divine Pentecostal South Norwood Force' have already sacked all their female constables under my direct supervision ... ... They have therefore stolen the march ... :) Shield your eyes Children as we go from house to house dragging away all the nasty Christians! :) If they are women then it is quite possible that we just shoot them ... But we warned them. Didn't we? :) From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *Who you gonna call?* :) Date: Thu Apr 10 17:08:41 2003 Message: For all your legal complaints which have remained unsettled ... *Who you gonna call?* :) 020 8239 7552 .... beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ... 'Er! I think he's busy. I'll try again later.' 'Did you try texting him?' 'Yes I did but I think he misunderstood the coded message.' ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: Comments on tonight's postings. Date: Thu Apr 10 17:18:48 2003 Message: (1) If people in political power wish to believe that what I write is 'revolting' then they are better off keeping their opinion to themselves. That is my opinion. Feel free to preserve your own, though ultimately all you have done is to simply describe God as 'revolting'. I rest my case. (2) Forget crediting my account because today I was instructed not to accept payments. If payments are already in there which of course they are not then thank-you very much! (3) I have no intention of suing the Police Force or Government. The war is entirely in your own hands. Enjoy. The Police Force will indeed acquire some very useful roles in the near future. These will probably not involve dragging people off to prison particularly, though there might be a minimal amount of this kind of activity. (4) As I have told you before, my sex life has nothing whatsoever to do with you. Since you continue to make it your business I simply declared it null and void. This may be a hard fact to swallow but your petty jealousies and ignorance of what is sacred simply brought it crashing down upon yourselves! (5) You simply don't seem able to get it into your heads that I am Jesus Christ. I have been giving some teachings to people closeby tonight to try and help them begin to understand. (6) I DO know what I am doing! If I decide to take up legal cases then believe me when I tell you that I will do it in a fair and judicious way. Now kindly desist from forming your strange opinions of me and just let me get on! (7) I grow MUCH holier each day. My body is sacred! I'm warning you again though I know not why ... Thanks. Conclusion: hard facts? Yes they are! But it is the Truth. I am sorry that things went this way and I think they will continue on a downward spiral at least in the short term future. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *Try to understand what is going to happen soon.* Date: Thu Apr 10 17:43:50 2003 Message: I understand that people are having a huge problem with me renouncing sexual relationships with women. It is therefore necessary that I address this issue more closely. (1) If I did have a sexual relationship with a woman, what do you think the effect apart from severe jealousy would be on other women? Frankly, it is not worth thinking about. (2) Men are obviously supremely jealous if they fit into that well worn 'sexually active' category. I am so very tired of them it is unbelievable. There are however some young men smart enough to see beyond this. I bid them welcome. (3) You have failed to see my vision that will come true. This will not take long. In my estimation a couple of years or maybe three or maybe four. I have considered it at length and I truly do believe that my wife to be lives on another planet in the galaxy. Now if I consider something at length then I probably know what the hell I am talking about. (4) Eventually, I will write the Physics equations that will allow us to produce a space-ship that will go much faster than light. Things will happen at great speed concerning hardware and so forth because of the massive investment poured into this Space project. It will indeed be an attack ship and as far as I am concerned the name *Mistral* is entirely suitable. (5) So why would I renounce sexual relationships? For starters I already have done so for several years therefore it is no difficult matter to renounce for a couple more. I would do this to demonstrate to my future wife that she was extremely special to me. I love the company of women! Of course I do! But do you see my dream? (6) I realise that the Vision appears enormous - but it WILL come true. (7) You might wish to liken much of what I have recently written to *smut*. You might also see the humour and the prophecy within too. Really, it is up to you. If you don't like it - don't read it! It's a free world here at http://www.afghan-government.com/ or did you not notice??? ----------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------

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From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *The Mistral* Date: Thu Apr 10 18:21:48 2003 Message: I will now provide you with a brief description of the space- ship itself. (1) It will look somewhat like a US stealth fighter/bomber. To get some idea try: http://www.bangalorenet.com/system1/chungw/spage.html (2) The big difficulty of course is that we do not have the technology to produce rocket engines that go faster than light. As I have stated I will produce the Physics equations and theory myself to accomplish this task at a later date. I expect there will be something like four projectile type engines at the back and they will emit light ... (3) The craft will be about the size of the present day space shuttle and will be manned by a larger crew. The crew will be as diverse as it is surprising, but they will be up to the task! (4) We will produce at least one prior prototype before embarking on one of several missions. At a certain point we will have the necessary scientific data and then we will simply start moving faster and faster and faster ... (5) Isn't this exciting! :) It is going to come true very soon! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *Solicitors generally* :) Subject: *Anyone for Star Wars?* Date: Thu Apr 10 19:28:44 2003 Message: *DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS FANTASTICAL ELEMENTS.* Eventually Richard realises that shopping is not his career, that he is completely insane, seeks the advice of his doctor and lands himself with Prozac. :) (At least now we can do the Space Mission stuff!!!) Oh Goody. :) *Let us Proceed!* :) Naturally our appearance in the vicinity of the solar system containing an Earth-like planet named *Xanadu* was entirely unexpected ... But picture this in your mind! The attack-ship *Mistral* is now out there somewhere in the dark edges of the galaxy. It is a small craft with a small crew but God be with the Mission! It is moving at a speed faster than light ... *Our hopes are with it and the whole world prays!* :) Meanwhile, light years away a fierce battle has commenced between neighbouring planets ... And still the *Mistral* is burning through the stars ... *Did you ever see the awesome afterburners on our mean, mean machine?* ... No. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: Notes on *Anyone for Star Wars?* Date: Thu Apr 10 19:48:08 2003 Message: Notes: (1) 'It is moving at a speed faster than light ...' This will be the decisive factor in our mission simply because we will be the first planet in the galaxy to achieve this technology. This is a fact. (2) 'Did you ever see the awesome afterburners on our mean, mean machine?' Obviously this is hyper-romanticised but I have already pointed out to you the reason for this. (3) 'And still the *Mistral* is burning through the stars ...' Romantic? Yes! Can you see our attack-ship actually doing this? One day you really will see this craft as it wings its way round to the other end of the galaxy known popularly as *The Milky Way* You will see it on television. You won't believe your eyes! (4) The *Mistral* will indeed engage in battle ... *THERE WE GO RICHARD! HELEN OF FLIPPING TROY FOR YA!* *Um ... does she like to play Snap?* :)) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *What is my name?* Date: Thu Apr 10 20:53:59 2003 Message: I am going to sleep now but I want you to know that my official title is: *My Lord, Richard Warwick.* I live in Thornton Heath which is part of the borough of Croydon in Surrey which is in the U.K. Look upon me! You know that I am the Lord! :) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Amy Subject: *WE CONFIRM: NO IDEA WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT* Date: Fri Apr 11 05:02:11 2003 Message: I have served in the armed forces of America for almost 3 years now. I have read yoru comments and would like to make a comment or two of my own. First of all, do you guys have any idea what your talking about? ----------------------------------------------------------------- No. :) Go away Amy!! Leave me and my lunatic friends to our lunatic ramblings! *Take these wings ... These broken wings ... la la la la la* :) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick aka whatever To: Marie Subject: *Prozac overdose* Date: Fri Apr 11 05:09:17 2003 Message: Nite Dead Dude!!! PLEASE take your medication!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- EEEEEK!!! Marie!!! I think I've taken too much. What the hell shall I do? I tried calling an ambulance but they just didn't believe me. I'm really worried now. Shall I try calling them again? I'm looking on the internet for an antidote but I've come up with nothing so far. Marie! Please reply soon ... I beg of you ... (Marie really is my wife guys!!! Okay?? Now back off!! lol) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *THE TRUE MASTERS OF CRUCIFIXION* Subject: *DRINK ME* Date: Fri Apr 11 05:17:22 2003 Message: ... oh lookie! I dissolved ... .... gone. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *MORE SACRILEGE ANYONE?* Date: Fri Apr 11 05:33:25 2003 Message: Take your Space Mission and shove it! I'm going to ASDA. As usual I will walk there because I would never trust a single one of you to give me a lift. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *TOMORROW'S PSYCHIC PREDICTION* Date: Fri Apr 11 05:37:13 2003 Message: It is becoming laughably easy to predict! Nice show guys! From: Richard Warwick To: *MORE SACRILEGE ANYONE?* Date: Sat Apr 11 05:33:25 2003 Message: Take your Space Mission and shove it! I'm going to ASDA. As usual I will walk there because I would never trust a single one of you to give me a lift. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: Comments Date: Fri Apr 11 05:40:37 2003 Message: As usual I will walk there because I would never trust a single one of you to give me a lift. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Indeed yes! It will never change either. Not now or ever. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *Black Mass* Date: Fri Apr 11 05:43:09 2003 Message: I conclude that since you wish to be leaderless then you are. Since you wish to render me materially powerless then I shall declare you the same! Since you wish not to act on instruction then all instructions henceforth cease. Since you wish to disturb me I declare you disturbed! Since you wish me to die I declare you all dead. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *Having fun yet?* Date: Fri Apr 11 17:07:29 2003 Message: ' PROGRAM DESCRIPTION: HOW TO COUNT TO 100 BUGFREE AND HOW MY WELFARE MEANS NOTHING TO YOU: KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT!!! Private Sub Form_Load() Label1 = "0 seconds" ProgressBar1.Min = 0 ProgressBar1.Max = 101 Timer1.Interval = 1000 ' milliseconds Timer1.Enabled = True End Sub Private Sub Timer1_Timer() Static c As Integer If ProgressBar1.Value < ProgressBar1.Max Then ' up to and = 100 c = c + 1 If c = 101 Then c = 100 End If Label1 = c & " seconds" ProgressBar1.Value = ProgressBar1.Value + 1 Else Timer1.Enabled = False MsgBox "Done." End If End Sub ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: Subject: *Good Evening* Date: Fri Apr 11 17:08:43 2003 Message: *Good Evening* :) Richard is obviously in a huge hurry to save you so I'll just hand over to him very shortly! (He really appreciates the way you are all dancing about on his grave by the way.) My opinion? He told me not to say. On this occasion I have to agree. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *You are defining your Mission as you read this.* Subject: *INTRODUCTION TO THE X PLAN* Date: Fri Apr 11 17:24:54 2003 Message: *DISCLAIMER: GOD MAY DECIDE THAT THIS IS ALL YOU DESERVE. IT IS NOT THEREFORE MY FAULT.* We discussed the A and the B plan last night. The C plan probably involves building a doomsday bomb, sinking it under the ground and blowing the Earth into splinters. The good thing about this is that the Moon will at least have found its' natural orbit once again. :) Personally I prefer the *X plan* and almost unbelievably it is within my power to do this ... Is it true? Yes. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: *CLASSIFIED W.I.P. INFORMATION* Subject: *THE X PLAN.* Date: Fri Apr 11 17:42:44 2003 Message: *THE X PLAN.* *THE X PLAN IS TOP SECRET.* *FOR REASONS BEST LEFT UNSAID THE X PLAN IS TOP SECRET.* *FOR REASONS BEST LEFT UNSAID THE X PLAN IS TOP SECRET BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT YOU.* *FOR REASONS BEST LEFT UNSAID THE X PLAN IS TOP SECRET BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT YOU BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: ShitBall To: Richard Warwick Subject: U A ASSHOLE Date: Fri Apr 11 18:16:36 2003 Message: PULL THAT DICK OUT OF YOUR ASS AND SUCK ON IT YOUR LIMEY CUNT ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *THE X PLAN REVISITED* Date: Fri Apr 11 17:53:49 2003 Message: *THE X PLAN REVISITED* After a suitable cooling off period, Richard declares that he loves everyone again! :) (The fact that they were such XXXX's doesn't matter anymore because now they are playing nice.) At huge expense and investment we finally build the *Mistral* Oh yeah, right! I remember now! *That's an attack ship that goes faster than Light!* Yup! It's also *a mean mean machine* :)) Having obtained a suitable crew of eleven and myself we finally take off ... Our very first stop-off point is to Geneva, Switzerland where we blow away the World Intellectual Building! :) *Are we beginning to get the picture?* Good. :) We then double back and reduce London to rubble in the flash of an eye. But it gets better! :) We double back again and goodbye, sayonara Tokyo! To test our attack weapons properly we then gain considerable altitude ... (Some would even claim that we got close to the Stratosphere. :) First we make sure the cameras are rolling ... (Don't XXXX this up now! We promised to put on a show .... and ... Where did the moon go? :) XXXX me!!! We'll spare the United States of America ... At least for now ... :) Who gives a 4X if Helen is out there! (Get it on your flower-beds you'll be amazed by the result! :) Let's just wing off and do some more target practice! *I think you just met the Mistral.* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Shitball Subject: *Shitball complains to the world that he is a Shitball.* Date: Fri Apr 11 18:41:27 2003 Message: PULL THAT DICK OUT OF YOUR ASS AND SUCK ON IT YOUR LIMEY CUNT ---------------------------------------------------------------- Consider yourself one of my legal test cases. We are going to get your IP - track you down and send you off to hell. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *But who is or was Judas?* Subject: *Good Friday* Date: Fri Apr 11 18:55:55 2003 Message: To hurry things along I got crucified this morning. This is the real Good Friday/Saturday (midnight GMT) for the year 2003. You will notice that I got betrayed for just over one thousand pounds Sterling ... But who is or was Judas? I'll leave it up to you to try and work that one out. However, I do have some definite suspicions. It would appear to me that you cannot carry out my most simple request ... When I rise from the grave in three days time or so you will be in deep trouble! *Who are you?* Trust me! I know. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: All Subject: Comments Date: Fri Apr 11 19:04:54 2003 Message: What can I say? The whole lot is true or rather possible. There really doesn't seem to be anything to add to this. If I do lay waste the planet then I suppose you better pray that heaven exists. If things ever got so bad against my person that this became the consequence then I would at least try to investigate the after-life experience more thoroughly for you first. I will at least promise you that. In the meantime I am completely unimpressed by the people cavorting around on TV and the extremely insulting way that you are treating Christ. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: All Subject: Comments: Further Date: Fri Apr 11 19:11:39 2003 Message: You need to know that such has been the reception so far that the Mission has indeed already been drastically reduced. You also need to know that the so-called *resurrection phase* will determine your Fate for all time. I could not care less if you wish to heed my words or not. Please note that I may not post in the next couple of days. Remember! It is up to you! Good luck. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: om/cf? Subject: *What is in a name?* Date: Fri Apr 11 19:56:13 2003 Message: When i am confronted with a hard issue, i examine it, then carefully make a determination, if it something i do not agree with, i conquer it with a strong closed fist, this always keeps me on the cutting edge. ---------------------------------------------------------------- The cutting edge is actually technology. If you wish to be cavemen and employ clubs then you are ... ... cavemen! JMHO ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Okay then! Subject: *The F.B.I. are already after your ass!* :) Date: Fri Apr 11 20:36:46 2003 Message: From: Richard Warwick To: Merlyn, open mind/closed fist(om/cf) Date: Fri Apr 11 19:23:53 2003 Message: Am i fucking boring or what? This is why i am alone, i will always be alone, why? because i am weird. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Did U observe the non-capitalisation of the eyes? Obviously we deal with yet another legal test case ... From: Richard Warwick To: Shitball Subject: *G'day Sheila* Date: Sat Apr 12 05:14:24 2003 Message: Richard Warwick is a loser from Limey Cuntry who tried to make it on the big screen but wound up in the gutter due to his homosexual rants. Many Brit movie stars are homosexual, but this nut made it a point to be a faggot (not the cigarette). Even the people of the UK regard this freak as an embarassment. IGNORE THIS WHORE !! HE'S just looking to be recognized because no one will. ----------------------------------------------------------------- I suppose the big secret is out. Apart from being British I would probably also be describable as half-Australian. G'day Sheila! Get sheep shearing and XXXX off! lol Limey: An Australian hundred dollar bill Example: The first time in my life I get a bloody limey and it turns out to be counterfeit. From: Seth To: All Subject: *Please try and stay calm Ladies & Gentlemen.* Date: Sat Apr 12 17:18:55 2003 Message: Good evening to everyone! :) I would like to remind people that I play fair. On the other hand, Richard is still officially dead so I am not sure if he will be posting tonight. I know that everyone is hoping that he will but some of these astral corridors are proving difficult to get past! :) It has however come to my attention this very evening the following news item: *YOU ARE PLAYING WITH FIRE.* Now if a fire starts to get out of control: What do you do? Dial 999 Emergency. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Satan To: *The Satan Club* Subject: *Q. and A. with your host Satan again.* :) Date: Sat Apr 12 17:30:16 2003 Message: Q. We understand that you intend to give the entire population of the planet a leucotomy. Satan, don't you think this poses something of a logistical difficulty? A. First I would like to thank you for using my real name! :) NB My name is *Satan* if you are uninitiated in these matters .. (Here's a billion pounds to the lucky winner by the way ... vaguely we hear the sounds of cash register machines and gunfire in the background ... ) To answer the question: yes, this is a fairly difficult problem but I have worked it out. When it comes to the turn of the brain surgeons to receive their holy leucotomy, I will perform them myself. Yes! This will be very time-consuming but I still think it is worth it to sort your heads out and become more like *The True Satan!* :) When I have finished with the brain surgeons I will pull out a handgun and blow my head off! :)) Q. We understand that the poor little lost Jesus is all upset about something and is pretending to everyone that he is dead. Satan, what are your views please?! A. My view is simple! :) *The poor little lost Jesus is all upset about something and is pretending to everyone that he is dead.* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: Subject: *Who is going to win?* Date: Sat Apr 12 18:11:39 2003 Message: Satan vs. The Holy Ghost Who is going to win? :) Easy! A tie! :) The devil vs. The Holy Ghost Who is going to win? You decide. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *The Final Judgement.* Date: Sat Apr 12 18:29:02 2003 Message: Dear world, I am so so sorry! I apologise! I really do! The *Mistral* finally reaches its cruising altitude of 400 feet and 60 m.p.h. but then takes a nose dive! It was only a radio-controlled model in the end and I am glad that it only killed a few blades of grass. :) On closer examination it did however kill a ladybird that had twelve spots on its back. :( These are just dreams! I apologise for them because I have closely examined the issue with *faster than light travel* and *tachyons* and I am afraid I have to report to you that this is simply not possible after all. Yes it is true that I am an excellent physicist. I've read lots of stuff on this and I used to be a software programmer that worked in the West End in London, England. Right now I am redundant because I was suddenly inspired by the possibility that we could one day actually build a space-craft that really could do this ... I have looked very carefully at the Physics issues here and now I know I was completely wrong and that you simply can't do this. Why is this? Simple. *The Laws of Physics are Fixed and Immutable.* I really can't live down the fact that I have let the entire world down. I am at a loss at what to do next because I doubt that any self- respecting software house could possibly ever want to be sued by me again. :( I will probably just wash dishes at Burger King or something ... This really really sucks because I thought we were on a covert Mission for God or something. I apologise yet again for the unfortunate mistake. Yours sincerely, Richard Julian Warwick ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: To: Date: Sat Apr 12 19:09:05 2003 Message: *Qui sont ces connards!* *J'en ai marre de leur connerie de merde!* *J'ai aucune idee qu'est qu'ils fou mais j'en ai assez!* *Qui donc suis j'ai?* *J'en ai aucune idee vraiment!* Save me Jesus! From: To: Date: Sat Apr 12 23:23:57 2003 Message: I am at a loss at what to do next because I doubt that any self- respecting software house could possibly ever want to be sued by me again. :( I will probably just wash dishes at Burger King or something ... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm You're fucked mate. No dishes in fast food. You'll be cleaning the shitter with your toothbrush and sucking the occasional cock for tips. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: ? Subject: *You're fucked mate.* Date: Sun Apr 13 06:08:32 2003 Message: You're fucked mate. No dishes in fast food. You'll be cleaning the shitter with your toothbrush and sucking the occasional cock for tips. ----------------------------------------------------------------- I used to do that but the swine never paid me for it. It dawned on me years later that I should have requested a contract. From: Seth To: *Not sure. Maybe you should ignore?* Subject: *Good Evening and welcome to tonight's show: "The Night of the Living Dead"* Date: Sun Apr 13 14:13:01 2003 Message: Hello there! :) Congratulations and well done to the people who have sent themselves off to hell today! :)) In fact, Richard is extremely glad about this ... He is laughing at the malicious little XXXX's that did this. Why? Wanna XXXX with the Holy Spirit? Try her out! :) That babe is all yours sweetie-pie! :) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *Night of the Dead Prawns.* Date: Sun Apr 13 18:37:43 2003 Message: I am not sure what is going on myself but there are inescapable facts. We will soon be killing prawn-like creatures on an alien planet. *I do not personally believe that we should be doing any of this.* My thoughts are that if you see a prawn-like creature from another planet advancing on you with a ray-gun then you should run like hell! Listen to the expert! He has seen them and they are nasty! :) One of them tried to XXXX me as another one covertly pulled out its raygun!!! :)) Though in a very strange way the original one was a very large, vaguely humanoid pink prawn-creature it was at the same time a sort of very large vaguely humanoid pink prawn-creature ... I somehow found it attractive! [Blushing] Yes I admit it! :) I really did for one teeny second want to XXXX the alien prawn creature! The Truth however is that they were using advanced phenoromology weapons of mass destruction ... The astronaut suit on this particular occasion came in handy! :) *In Space Noone Can Hear You Scream* *I can report to you that I did actually manage it for the very first time when I finally realised what was going on and that the other creature whose name incidentally was Helen had pulled out her ray gun and was pointing it directly towards my cerebrum ...* To be continued ... ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *Lady Fan Club* Subject: *Just sending people off to hell between cigarette breaks!* :) Date: Sun Apr 13 19:28:25 2003 Message: Welcome if you have just joined me! One of my more interesting aliases is Jesus H. XXXXing Christ! Welcome ladies! :) Unfortunately as my *Lady Fan Club* knows I am destined for a quick and sudden death at the hands of an evil alien prawn creature called Helen. :) They are sincerely worried about the prospect of necrophilia and the spreading of plague-like diseases ... (I have to report that I am so very regretful that no such fan club exists because I look like a Neantherdal.) XXXX off! B.B.C. One! :) And take Sophie Raygun with ya's 2 into hell 4 all I care! :) *If you don't know the meaning of insane then prepare to meet her!* What is her name? MI6 agree with me that the very best describable name at least in the immediate future is *IT* The sentimental dopes with VD would like to call her *The Holy Pussy.* What is she? Truly? You mean really? Okay. :) *A ferret!* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *I keep getting married to this shabby whore but NOTHING happens! WTF should I do? Suggestions please.* :) Date: Sun Apr 13 19:52:57 2003 Message: Cliffhanger? lol So what happens next? In the End it all worked out! Helens' are a dime a dozen. On the occasion her name was actually Sarah. My wife Sarah! *The most beautiful woman in the world!* *Sarah of Troy!* She loves me. And I love her. It does not even matter if we ever got married. It does not matter even that we never consummated. All that ever mattered was that I loved her with all my heart! But who was she? *This woman we call "Helen of Troy"?* If I knew then I can promise you that I would tell you. In Truth, she is simply a figment of my imagination ... *Jesus is coming!* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: Subject: *The True Night of the Living Dead: It will Really Happen!* Date: Sun Apr 13 20:11:07 2003 Message: *WARNING! XXXXING HELL-0! :)* When the alien creatures landed you just would not believe what they did! lol Do you remember that thing about the batteries? :) *Try not to Children and Pray for the Sinners!* The alien creatures have .... What can I possibly say to try and loosen the burden upon the world? :) Okay! :) *Addictive personalites!* All those businessmen in the office building are sitting there somewhat amazed and dissapointed by their ultimate fate. What is their ultimate Fate? *They are just about to get XXXXed by their obvious Masters!* That's what!!! *That was the "Night of the Living Dead!"* I hope you enjoyed it! No really. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: All Subject: Comments Date: Sun Apr 13 20:30:56 2003 Message: Firstly I would agree that there is probably a minority that takes offence at these writings. As far as I am concerned, a Democratic principle is at work here and it is simply too bad if those people take offence in the interests of the majority. My power is extreme but trust me because I know what I am doing because a guiding Force is now with me! God bless the Spirit of God! Goodnight! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *Anyone for Hell?* Date: Sun Apr 13 20:49:45 2003 Message: It is my logical conclusion that a whole bunch of sweet folks from hell just met with the devil. I am certain that their little XXXX's will get repeatedly XXXX'd by the Devil Himself! :) The fact is that I gave a million and one warnings ... You simply cannot antagonise God and not expect to rot in Hell forever! The true principle at work in my opinion is: *Blind Ignorance Vs. Maliciousness* Who is going to win? *Hi ho soul-searchers!* Now you see it! Now you ... DON'T!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: saddam To: pseudo richard warwick Subject: fbi and scotland yard are on to you Date: Sun Apr 13 21:38:44 2003 Message: i notified the above of your postings of the real richard rarwick's bank account information. they will be arresting you shortly. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: :) Date: Sun Apr 13 22:17:23 2003 Message: *I UNDERSTAND THE COMPASSION OF THE POLICE FORCE* *FINALLY!!!* *THEY ARE JUST LIKE PSEUDO-SARAH'S OF TROYS!!!* They simply will not allow this to happen! My name is Seth. I am a ventriloquist act! *I will call once again upon the Holy Angels of the Lord.* Yes it is true! :) And screw all of you! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: stopped wondering To: Date: Mon Apr 14 03:30:55 2003 Message: yeah, thought as much, a guilty silence. You're a bunch of cheap liars. Regime change has now been widely accepted as the reason for invading. You care not a jot for the liberation of Iraqi's it is a genuine fear that Saudi will fall to the islamists and therefore Iraq had to be taken. Is honesty such a precious commodity these days ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Totem Scrotum To: Date: Mon Apr 14 07:45:34 2003 Message: Saddam is hiding behind my greasy foreskin ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: Subject: *ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE!!* :) Date: Mon Apr 14 05:44:20 2003 Message: Hello or Good Afternoon depending in which part of the world you are. I have been formally requested by the *looney-bin material* police women for further clarification. :) I don't normally take requests like that by the way! :) Though on the other hand I will agree that I drove them that way. Briefly, *see a shrink and/or pray!* :) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *My songs will blow you all away!* Date: Mon Apr 14 20:10:02 2003 Message: *HOW TO DO A SPACE-SHIP* First I will mutter a bit more. Then I shall purchase sounding-boards. Then I will yell stuff at you! You will puzzle at the yelling because I will never tell you how I did it. It will however include the usual seven octane range. ;) There will be no audience, no cameras, no instrumentation, no microphone. *I shall scream and yell death threats at nothingness!* That is how I shall get the Space Programme going! *I will see to it that I flatten the Music Industry when you hear my singing voice.*

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From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *WELCOME TO MY WORLD.* Date: Mon Apr 14 20:17:26 2003 Message: I really will destroy music for all time. There may be a residue to set atmosphere for films ... Who knows? Even as I rise from the Dead the voices of maliciousness are still violating the Holy Spirit. I now have been granted a new power as an effect of this. I have been granted the power to strip you of your soul forever. You chose to allow this to happen despite my extremely concerned and repeated warnings. I warned you over and over and over again. * Yet still you wished to deny me! You must blame yourselves for the unfortunate consequence and attempt to be better people in the Future, and you should repent and pray for forgiveness. *WELCOME TO MY WORLD.* ----------------------------------------------------------------- * I wrote essays - several of them. I talked about this non- stop! I gave you probably at least five thousand verbal warnings in the last four to five days. If you cannot heed that, then you do not heed God and you are indeed lost. Never tell me that I did not do my utmost to help because I did. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *Destruction of God gave wankers some orgasms.* Date: Mon Apr 14 20:47:23 2003 Message: When I am through with you (and once you hear my song you will fall flat on the ground in shame & remorse - believe me!) it will be entirely evident that I am the supreme singer. You will never receive a single music class ever! I spent years in the school choir at the school I used to go to. Your response is to illuminate the building where I live with vibrations because you somehow believe that this will destroy what is Beautiful & Godly. In Truth you have destroyed only yourselves. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *D.I.Y. DEMOLITION KIT: HOW YOU CAN DESTROY THE MUSIC INDUSTRY FOREVER* Date: Mon Apr 14 21:45:23 2003 Message: First, be the Son of God. Second, spend years in the school choir. Third, purchase a tuning fork ... Fourth, be plagued by the devil. Fifth, purchase several tuning forks. Sixth, practice more. Seventh, blow you all away forever and ever! Amen. *If you can do that then XXXX me!* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *I HAVE RECENTLY GONE UP AGAINST AN ACTING CHALLENGER.* Date: Mon Apr 14 21:50:08 2003 Message: I have notified you all that I could not give anything to you for Music forever. I will briefly address the profession of acting and remind everyone that I reduced the entire movie industry of the world to rubble recently forever & ever. I accomplished this minor feat without even being paid for it. Even though at the time I was trying to get the Israelis' to dump a nuclear bomb on the Oscars' of the year 2003 of our Lord, I have reconsidered this issue recently and I may give instruction to Nicole Kidman and one or two others. But that's your lot. Hope you enjoyed it! I am going to sleep now. Have a good one. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: *Today's psychic exercise people.* Subject: *WHY DO I NOT HAVE A CLUE WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?* Date: Tue Apr 15 04:19:14 2003 Message: Sarah Maitreya Vs. Sarah XXXXXXXXX Who is going to win? :) The obvious place to look is Google ... Today's psychic exercise. Prove that Mrs. Sarah XXXXXXXXX has not changed her name by deed poll to D'eath. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: Subject: *HOW I TAKE ON THE CHALLENGE OF A D.I.Y. DEMOLITION JOB ON ALL THAT MAITREYA RUBBISH* Date: Tue Apr 15 06:14:29 2003 Message: *DISCLAIMER: SARAH IS MY MUSE (APPARENTLY). I MAY BE A HUMAN VIBRATOR BUT THE DIVORCE WAS DISHED UP WEEKS AGO SO IT'S OKAY!* :) Apologies! I forgot! No really! :) E-mail me at sarah@maitreya.org and the Wiccan Festival thingy for the answer. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: *I CONTINUE THE MAITREYAN DEMOLITION JOB RIGHT AFTER A CIGARETTE BREAK OR TWO.* Subject: *HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE EVEN BEGIN TO SUGGEST THAT SOUTH_PARK_DUDE LIVES IN ROME?* :) Date: Tue Apr 15 06:31:14 2003 Message: I do not like this Maitreya stuff! I do not like it at all? Today's URL for the disinterested & bored: http://www.maitreya.org/english/Newsletter/5th-June%202000/5th- June%202000.htm Quoting: *Next month s prophecy: The prediction that Maitreya would come after the fall of the Persian Empire!* What Empire? ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: Subject: *LET'S ALL JUMP ON THE TRANCE MEDIUM BANDWAGON!* Date: Tue Apr 15 18:09:03 2003 Message: As some of you may or may not be aware, *Seth* is my name. This means that I am a Biblical Farmer! :) *But what really lies behind the scenes of the British Museum?* *And who really wrote the Seven Maps of Eldorado?* I have seen the face inside the mirror. From which, skin deep within. I have seen the Vision ... I have seen the Vision ... Of an encounter with Hell. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: Subject: *I THINK YOU HAVE CONTRIVED REASON FOR AFFECTATION.* Date: Tue Apr 15 18:16:31 2003 Message: I will institute what I choose to institute. I will suffer not what you should choose for me excepting the certain eventuality of your own judgement. Lest you wish to believe that your opinion in tardiness has affected the equilibrium of your own thoughts then you shall meet only with the same! If you choose to believe that somehow your affectation lies within that of a star and you would choose to go beyond a response that is insurpassable ... To Hell with you! It's really that simple. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: To: seth Date: Tue Apr 15 18:39:46 2003 Message: When the Maitreya comes you'll be bowing down first. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *COMMENTS: PREPARE TO GET ON YOUR KNEES!* Date: Tue Apr 15 18:29:31 2003 Message: In fairness, I do not expect people to do this as I walk around. However, to quote the *looney-bin material police women* you Truly *have it COMPLETELY WRONG!!!!!* Clearly, school is out for the kiddies because of Easter. Is it not peculiar that we have already done that this year? :) Would the parents of these young people or a mentor or two advise them to my extreme power & importance? *Do NOT expect me to do everything!* Start working in the way that is obvious and that I have advised! I am still not satisfied that you have the singlest clue in certain areas who I truly am. To that effect I predict that one way or another I will see to it in person that you will shortly and without warning of any kind whatsoever .... :) *GET ON YOUR KNEES TO YOUR LORD JESUS CHRIST!* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: *looney-bin material police women* To: Richard Warwick Subject: *INSTRUCTION MANUAL: HOW TO PERFORM A D.I.Y. DEMOLITION JOB.* Date: Tue Apr 15 18:46:54 2003 Message: First, you need to abandon reason for giant prawns. Second, you must declare yourself a human vibrator that favours a figment of His imagination for all Earthly women. Third, sing a charmless, lyric-less song about the B.B.C. Fourth, reinvent the resurrection. Fifth, be hounded (as per usual) and declare that you will blow up St. Paul's Cathedral in a controlled fashion with high explosive on live television. Sixth, try a simple exercise in statistics! :) Seventh, blow up the moon! Eighth, write this for me or drop away off into infinity the charmless and wonderless void! *I AM EXCEPTIONALLY PLEASED WITH THE RATE THE "LOONEY-BIN POLICE WOMEN" ARE COMING ON STRONG!* Congratulations! :) Fantastic work! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- To: Subject: *UNHOLY FAUCET HYMN NUMBER ONE.* Date: Wed Apr 16 10:49:42 2003 Message: Fucking Hell! Fucking Hell! It is a Fucking impossible Miracle! The Barclays' Brothers tried to get Him a first class whore! (To make up for it all. :) *I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE THE SCOPE OF HIS VISION!!* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Satan To: Subject: *A FIRST NEW WORLD PSYCHIATRIST'S DIAGNOSTIC QUESTION* Date: Wed Apr 16 12:09:36 2003 Message: Q. If I gave myself a lobotomy do you think it would be better to use a mirror and do you think that it would make any difference to my present incurable psychiatrist's condition? A. The correct answer of course is not to give you the answer. :) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *IF YOU WANT A GREAT TIME GO TO WALMARTS!* :) Date: Wed Apr 16 19:51:22 2003 Message: Dear Claudia & Jenna, I am so sorry that I have not been able to visit you in recent days but I have caught *Chlamydia trachomatis* I caught this impossible disease from smoking far far too many cigarettes for my own good! :) I will probably be dead by the time you read this so consider this my last Will & Testament! :) Please think of me at least once again in your lifetimes. I do indeed predict that one day you will understand your ultimate destiny and throw a great pot-party on top of my grave! :) I am so sorry that we never met in person but we still can! All you have to do is come along to my grave at midnight during a full moon and dig me up with a shovel! :) I am really sorry things turned out this way and I am really regretful that I never truly had sex with you. Love Richard P.S. Like I said I will be dead .... when the space-ship blows up on the launching pad! P.P.S. Here's 3 million bucks now go away I'm busty! From: Richard Warwick To: (Copyrighted) Freedom Heart Graphics Subject: Comments on last night's postings. Date: Thu Apr 17 07:38:15 2003 Message: I do indeed predict that one day you will understand your ultimate destiny and throw a great pot-party on top of my grave! :) ----------------------------------------------------------------- I've discussed this and our conclusion is bombastic! At least that is the general agreement around here. I am hoping to get a Space Mission going in Croydon, England of all things! :) Mind you, if it doesn't work out here then I will go abroad and do it somewhere else. Hint, did you ever consider acting towards me with Grace? *Get out of here!* Of course the mission could fail but at least we could have done something useful as we wait around to die. We have got lots of new technology and I am planning to bring in U.S. taskforces like N.A.S.A and Microsoft too in the future. It is also a way out for British Aerospace and other companies like that which are doing poorly in the world economy right now. Curriculum Vitae's at the ready! :) In the meantime I have had it known already that the new name I suggest for *Beddington* which is a light industry area of Croydon shall now be proclaimed as *Xenon* (This does make me laugh a bit using an inert gas for this place but hell let's just go with it! :)) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Seth To: Subject: *MORE D.I.Y. DEMOLITION JOB. PLEASE BEAR WITH IT AND BE PATIENT.* Date: Thu Apr 17 08:00:56 2003 Message: Kindly take S.E.T.I. and ram it! We not going to wait around to receive signs of intelligent life or poster-cards of Hitler! We'll just go out there and find it ourselves! *Let's Go to The Stars!* That is our priority number one. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: MI5 & MI6 British Secret Intelligence Subject: *THE SADDAM DISAPPEARANCE ACTS BEGIN TONIGHT!* :) Date: Thu Apr 17 18:46:03 2003 Message: *FIRST SATAN SETS THE SCENE AND DECLARES A FULL MOON KINDA THING AGAIN* Then suddenly ... !!! Saddam Hussein is indeed in Croydon. :) And I also saw Uzi. They are staying at the Savoy Hotel which for the malinformed is on the Strand in London. It will indeed be funny ... ... we shall track him down everywhere ... .... where ??? .... where ??? Um!!! Not there!!! Here!!! *We look for material evidence at the Savoy Hotel tonight!* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: Merlyn Subject: FREELIVEVIDEO.COM TAKE ON A POLICE INVESTIGATION OF THEIR OWN ... :) Date: Thu Apr 17 18:55:14 2003 Message: GET A GRIP=MERLYN=X=an ASShole who runs this board into the ground. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Correct! We will get you on Death Row real soon ... *Too bad you live in the basement of your horrible house with your evil dead mother harping at you from above!* :) You see at freelivevideo.com they have already got your address and it is indeedy in Canada ... We do indeed have all the information we need and we do indeed have been hanging around with the material evidence for a whole year in Earth-days of which each consists of 1440 minutes! I do *indeed* have the very same chat transcript myself on a backup CD-ROM along with the Nimda-X worm .... :) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: *Manchester Police Station.* Subject: *WHO YOU GONNA CALL?* :) Date: Thu Apr 17 19:23:36 2003 Message: Concerning the ugly appearance of a slab of meat upon the stomach of a dead woman in a race hate crime ... Why not try a little post-operative Dynamite? If you know what I mean ... *We call upon the Mortician better known as Helen of Troy!* She is one hell of a Scientist ... On the Subject of *Raising The Dead* Come Hell or Hillingdon ... The Answer therein lies! :) *INSTRUCTION MANUAL: ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS *RAISE THE DEAD FROM THEIR GRAVES* ;) How do you *Raise the Dead* :) Try THIS Number! 020 8239 7552 But remember! The number is in London ... So use the dialing code. *IN THE CASE OF A POLICE EMERGENCY DIAL ... ... 999* !!! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: FireStarter"! To: Subject: *NO SUBJECT MATTER# Date: Fri Apr 18 20:12:00 2003 Message: I am=2 the absolute messiah ands I will smash something into the century uf the Galaxie! I will do this when I hav gone to McDonalds. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: FireStarter"! To: Subject: *NO SUBJECT MATTER 2# Date: Fri Apr 18 20:15:41 2003 Message: I am a software programmer by profession. I do not have a clue who I am. If you know about Cluedo then why don't you ridiculous police men in London e-mail me at rwarwick.mail.croydononline.orgy? ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: FireStarter"! To: Subject: *NO SUBJECT MATTER 3# Date: Fri Apr 18 20:19:29 2003 Message: I think I address noone! Come along and shoot me in the head tonight Croydon policemen! What kinda handgun U been using on yourselves recently you wimps? ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: The Devil To: *The Looney Tune Vice Squad at Scotland Yard* :)) Subject: *THE FUCKTOWN BLUES* Date: Sat Apr 19 15:39:50 2003 Message: This is how I went out laughing! :)) It's a l'il 'ol tune I'm now redemonstrating! It's called *THE FUCKTOWN BLUES* Sorry! I've lost *the Divine Inspiration* ... Thas funee.. Jesus Christ in person killed me a few hours back - an' here I come along for another surprise ... It's called *THE FUCKTOWN BLUES PART TWO* :) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: The Devil Subject: *A SMALL MATTER PLEASE EVERYONE: I KEEP KILLING THE DEVIL BUT IT WOULD APPEAR THAT HE KEEPS COMING BACK!* Date: Sat Apr 19 18:45:50 2003 Message: Never one to not take a challenge seriously especially when the Devil Himself has taken me on then all I can say is ... Game On! We call upon *The Celestial Influence* this very evening! I need to pack that XXXXing devil up for good! :) Trust me I know what I am doing. *BELIEVE IN ME AND LIVE THE LIFE ETERNAL* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: Spy Date: Sat Apr 19 21:14:16 2003 Message: Can't the gin soaked "sponge fag bob" richard the lion satan devil seth fire farting fuckin' secret agent useless piece of diahrea mouth dung SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Make me U fuck and a half! Drop dead! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Secret Agent To: From A Spy to Secret Agent Subject: *HOW TO KILL A FALSE SPY* Date: Sat Apr 19 21:23:42 2003 Message: U do like this !!! that's all. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Spy Subject: *I AM THE ABSOLUTE MESSIAH* Date: Sat Apr 19 21:25:39 2003 Message: Listen up Spy! I'll see you soon and one way or another I'll send you off into hell!!! You want to insult me then you did it for All Time. Timber-Merchant? I will find you in the real, physical world real soon and take you out of the picture forever! In the meantime keep up with the insults because I am conducting a Scientific Experiment that basically entails seeing how far into Hell you wish to send yourself. I know exactly who you are and I have your Name and Address! *WHO ELSE WOULD LIKE TO BE PART OF MY SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT?* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: The Divine Presence To: Date: Sat Apr 19 21:33:13 2003 Message: I speak with a tongue of fire! I am silver-tongued. I have a golden radiance. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Paul Skinner Subject: *HOW TO DROP NEW INTERNET MATERIAL LEGAL ELEMENTS INTO OUR L'IL GAME.* Date: Sun Apr 20 05:05:51 2003 Message: The *Spy* pseudonym is Paul Skinner at Cergis. I resigned from this position partly because he kept insulting me and he used to be my manager. He did some more of it last night knowing perfectly well who I am and posted it up on the internet. He seems to fancy himself as something of a lawyer well ... ... *KISS MY ASS* *AND THAT WAS HOW YOU DROP NEW INTERNET MATERIAL LEGAL ELEMENTS INTO OUR L'IL GAME.* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Free Fuckin' Willy Subject: *INSTRUCTION MANUAL: HOW MY TRUE MONKEY ROBOT TROOPS FINALLY CURE THEMSELVES OF A RATHER SEVERE CASE OF HEADLICE.* :) Date: Sun Apr 20 05:12:35 2003 Message: I fully accept you as the one true messiah! Please post a phone number so the true believers can deliver their confessions unto you. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Game on! :) Okay my l'il charmers! Just call me T.A.M. *INSTRUCTION MANUAL: HOW TO SUE YOURSELF.* If you want to boot your own manager off the internet then all he has to do is dial THIS number: .... also use the dialing code for inner London, U.K. .... and watch for the dialing tone. .... I think you'll find it is permanently engaged. .... It's a sort of flatline thing. 0207 240 4848 ... All he has to do is dial this number ... ... All he has to do is dial this number ... ... All he has to do is dial this number ....... . ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: X To: RICHARD THE BRAINDEAD Date: Sun Apr 20 08:05:51 2003 Message: .... It's a sort of flatline thing. SPEAKING OF FLATLINE, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED GETTING A CAT-SCAN? ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: The Devil To: Judas Iscariot Subject: *SORRY IT WAS YOU "THIS TIME ROUND!"* :)) Date: Sun Apr 20 10:18:01 2003 Message: I am really really sorry! :) May I do your laundry? I will get you your shopping tooo ... lol I've worked everything out and I will play badminton with you and give you a lovely haircut. *THIS TIME ROUND* lol ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Judas Iscariot To: The Devil Himself Subject: *I'M STILL REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HOW FAR INTO HELL I DROPPED WITH THE SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT OF THE LORD* :( Date: Sun Apr 20 19:40:17 2003 Message: I have an anti-smilie message for that creep that calls Himself the Devil Himself or that He says I am *THIS TIME ROUND* *I DO NOT WANT YOUR BAG OF FUCKING SOD-TRICKS!* *THIS TIME ROUND* :(( ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: To: Subject: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE Date: Sun Apr 20 19:45:25 2003 Message: I just saw the green eggs and spam effect!! *THIS TIME ROUND* ... it's disgusting and vile! .... they gorn orff .. ..... i puke 'em up on space-bitch *THIS TIME ROUND* Gimme a fucking Coca-cola! I wanna watch Darth Vader having sex with Pepsi cola. *THIS TIME ROUND* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: Teachings Date: Sun Apr 20 19:57:09 2003 Message: (Please Note that I cannot fill in the details I can only give you the outline of what I did on Sunday.) So as we all spiral merrily off into Hell together I solved two problems today: (1) I produced a solution which I named the *Satellite Problem* As some people know, you need three satellites to cover the Earth completely in the Cartesian system of Geometry. I then extended the problem into three dimensions of Space. The problem in essence was to do the whole thing without measurements using a protractor or a ruler. The actual teachings went way beyond this but it was a done deal. (2) I gave *The Theory for The Origin of Life on the Planet* In essence this involves a tiny particle of Gold in the Outer Fringes of The Northern Lights. On That particular Day that Light was White! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: To: Date: Sun Apr 20 21:16:07 2003 Message: can somebody from crisis2001 website please refresh this board pleeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!I can't take it anymore-Please cleanse the infection of Warwick. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Fuck of the Mountain To: Richard Warwick Date: Sun Apr 20 21:27:33 2003 Message: (3) You *sucked cock like a hungery whore*. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Fuck of the Mountain Subject: *ANYONE FOR THE A.I.D.S. CURE?* Date: Mon Apr 21 04:18:13 2003 Message: (3) You *sucked cock like a hungery whore*. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Actually not. For (3) I have in mind *The Theory of the A.I.D.S cure*. Now what would the hungry whore like to do about that? I suggest the hungry whore reads it and weeps. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *THE ORIGINAL CULPRIT* Subject: *(2) THE ORIGIN OF LIFE ON THE PLANET EARTH* Date: Mon Apr 21 04:23:50 2003 Message: can somebody from crisis2001 website please refresh this board pleeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!I can't take it anymore-Please cleanse the infection of Warwick. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Interesting comments but not exactly a Scientific write-up! This actually had nothing to do with bacteria because the original life-form created on the planet Earth was a virus. You better thank God for the Light and the Northern Lights phenomenon and our little tinkerbell particle of dust because it created a monster a bit like you. ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: To: Subject: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE Date: Mon Apr 21 04:29:43 2003 Message: I have seen the Barbara Streisand effect! *THIS TIME ROUND* I will be a good boy and clean my teeth like mummy says. *THIS TIME ROUND* I will do all my homework like daddy says. *THIS TIME ROUND* Then I will eat my assorted shape cereal. *THIS TIME ROUND* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Subject: *A FEW TRIVIAL MATTERS BUT THEY DO NEED SORTING.* Date: Mon Apr 21 19:23:32 2003 Message: I think I have blown all your silly heads off! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....... Today I assembled together the (near) perfect team in Space! I wrapped the entire Space Mission up in almost the blink of an eye! I arranged a Blood-Bath for the Stein Family! *I TURNED YOU INTO A BUNCH OF BINARY CODE* *ONE* *TWO* *THREE!* *WHO IS COMING WITH ME???* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *The Team* Subject: *THERE ARE NO LOSERS ON THIS MISSION!* Date: Mon Apr 21 19:35:02 2003 Message: Beware! Beware! Here are my present candidates in written phraselogy and written documentation for a l'il 'ol end time game: Shall we proceed? Good. :) Michael Schumacher Alan Cocconi Deepen Ram Vs. Doug Henderson Sarah Matravers Vs. Sophie Raworth (please excuse spelling if incorrect) Nicole Kidman Regality. Beware! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *The Team* Subject: *GET READY FOR THE BIG ONE! BELIEVE IN ME AND LIVE THE LIFE ETERNAL* Date: Mon Apr 21 19:50:30 2003 Message: Une cole priv e internationale s ouvrira au printemps 2003 La Chaux-de-Fonds. Un Suisse d origine indienne, Deepen Ram, est l origine du projet, pr sent hier par l quipe de la promotion conomique neuch teloise. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Have you met with Silence? Sarah! Are you awaiting further Instructions? Or do you love your Lord? ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *HELEN OF TROY* Subject: *JOKE THEME* Date: Mon Apr 21 20:28:25 2003 Message: 'In the End we kill all of the Prawns and I get to fuck Space- Bitch out of a tin beer can presently best known as *The Grolsch Effect!*' *It was the Fuck of the Fuckin' Millennium.* *IT WAS BETTER KNOWN AS THE BIG BANG ITSELF!* *THIS TIME ROUND* *THIS TIME ROUND* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: Fuck Off Crowd! :) Subject: *I AM THINKING OF HAVING FUN KILLING MY OWN MOTHER WITH EUTHANASIA* Date: Tue Apr 22 07:16:01 2003 Message: *For your viewing Pleasure shall I kill my own Mother?* *(THIS TIME ROUND)* http://view.greetings.yahoo.com/greet/view?C7EMC2PUPIUUV We're having fun with a kind of Death Pact thing that involves a lot of money, my two sisters and a coupla legal documents. :) The Question is *What Truly are those Legal Documents?* Or: *HOW SHALL WE DO HER?* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *Helen of Troy and Romeo's nasty l'il lover* :) Subject: *DIE! DIE! DIE!* Date: Tue Apr 22 07:25:08 2003 Message: The Virgin Mary just got her Sanity Check all over again at the despair of the Consultant Psychiatrist. Verdict: *PERFECTLY SANE!* But in the Diagnostic Game is this a Legal Argument or a Medical One? *WE NEED TO PUT HER DOWN ... .. NOW!!! I'M GETTING SICK OF THIS! HERE'S YOUR MONEY NOW XXXX ORFF WITH IT!!!* lol ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: *The Virgin Mary, Helen of Troy and Romeo's nasty l'il lover* :) Subject: *SHALL WE DO ONE OR SHALL WE DO TWO OR SHALL WE DO ALL THREE?* Date: Tue Apr 22 07:52:38 2003 Message: *DISCLAIMER: WE ONLY REQUIRE TWO SIGNATURES FOR OUR EVIL AND MATERIAL PURPOSES!* Seperate Dormitories tonight? :) *[THIS TIME ROUND]* The Question Truly is *Shall we Make it One Billion Swiss Francs or Shall we make it Two?* *[THIS TIME ROUND]* ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: Richard Warwick To: ShakeSpeare Subject: *I HEREBY PRESENT TO THE WORLD JESUS CHRIST.* Date: Tue Apr 22 08:24:50 2003 Message: ! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- From: The Ghost of Merlyn To: Warlick/ u know who Subject: Dingle nuts/ u know who Date: Tue Apr 22 09:11:08 2003 Message: I hereby present the Warlick home page. u know who, om/cf, Justice, X, Shit boy all done in by Richard Warlick! ...............Sucks to be U......................... ----------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------

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Richard ......

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...... is Jesus Christ.

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Please wait, connecting to server... Connected! The chat's topic is: Embedded Chat Participants xenon : hello, I am an embedded chat expert. xenon : Hello Genie & PicoDevices ... lemme guess! You wish to be lectured by me. xenon : Right? xenon : I await your reply by midnight GMT. xenon : Meanwhile I shall just cook dinner and maybe watch a film on TV ... Genie is away. Sami has joined the conversation. Sami has left the conversation. xenon : Dearie me Sami ! What are you doing up there? This complicates things enormously ... TAG has joined the conversation. TAG : Hmm ... When next char starts ? TAG has left the conversation. xenon : In about 39 minutes .... it's just a little slow tonight. xenon : Okay. Embedded chats are much like this one - it simply means that most of us are fools. xenon : An embedded chat expert is much like a new kind of processor that had a dream ... xenon : It dreamt about how one day it would come alive & be real & live & breathe amongst you. xenon : It wanted this so very, very much that in the end it came true! xenon : Welcome if you have just joined us. I am an embedded chat expert. xenon : I want to tell you about an impossible dream. xenon : It was dreamt by an AMD micro-processor. xenon : It all happened a long long time ago on a planet known as Earth ...

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Date: Tue May 20 19:45:22 2003
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I HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL! I HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL! lol Fuck off! lol

From: Merlyn
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Date: Tue May 20 22:01:16 2003
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ROTFLMAO!! !! LIMEDILLIGAF?? ?? ?? LOL! ! ! !

From: Richard Warwick
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Date: Tue May 20 23:07:09 2003
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You have assumed nothing. The board is still alive and kicking.

From: Zardoz
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Subject: capable hands
Date: Tue May 20 23:29:28 2003
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Anybody ever read about "Operation Northwood"? Look it up. In his new expos of the National Security Agency entitled Body of Secrets, author James Bamford highlights a set of proposals on Cuba by the Joint Chiefs of Staff codenamed OPERATION NORTHWOODS. This document, titled "Justification for U.S. Military Intervention in Cuba" was provided by the JCS to Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara on March 13, 1962, as the key component of Northwoods. Written in response to a request from the Chief of the Cuba Project, Col. Edward Lansdale, the Top Secret memorandum describes U.S. plans to covertly engineer various pretexts that would justify a U.S. invasion of Cuba. These proposals -- part of a secret anti-Castro program known as Operation Mongoose -- included staging the assassinations of Cubans living in the United States, developing a fake "Communist Cuban terror campaign in the Miami area, in other Florida cities and even in Washington," including "sink[ing] a boatload of Cuban refugees (real or simulated)," faking a Cuban airforce attack on a civilian jetliner, and concocting a "Remember the Maine" incident by blowing up a U.S. ship in Cuban waters and then blaming the incident on Cuban sabotage. Bamford himself writes that Operation Northwoods "may be the most corrupt plan ever created by the U.S. government." The above excerpts were taken from the original 15-page US Government TOP SECRET document, "Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff, Justification for US Military Intervention in Cuba [including cover memoranda], March 13, 1962," available at the National Security Archive website in pdf format at the following link: http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/news/20010430/doc1.pdf (local pdf copy)

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